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Tag: Emotions

Spam
December 17, 2018December 17, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Annoyances: What are they, why are they irritating, and why am I so annoyed?

The Fist of Aggression
November 19, 2018November 17, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to be More AGGRESSIVE!

Emotions
September 10, 2018December 31, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Emotional Intelligence Test: Find Out How Smart You Is (and are)

A couple in a relationship
June 14, 2018June 10, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend is, like, really, like, annoying!”

Anger
August 21, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Veg: Celerberate!

Disappointment
July 7, 2015November 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Is There An Ointment For Disappointment?

March 24, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Really Embarrassing Stuff You’ll Want To Avoid Next Week

How to deal with difficult customers.
March 5, 2013December 15, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Deal With a Difficult Customer

March 4, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Animal Ratings: Cute vs Terrifying

October 26, 2012October 27, 2012Mr. Wapojif

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