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Tag: Film quotes

Total Recall
February 20, 2020February 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Total Recall: “See you at the party, Richter!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
November 29, 2019November 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “Never tell me the odds!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Predator - They ain't got time to bleed
September 27, 2018September 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Predator: “I ain’t got time to bleed” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back - Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy looking, Nerf herder
August 22, 2017July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Wizard of Oz
April 28, 2017April 28, 2017Mr. Wapojif

The Wizard of Oz: “Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore” Quote off Extravaganza!

The Empire Strikes Back - No. I am your father.
April 7, 2017April 7, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “No. I am your father.” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Casablanca - We'll always have Paris
March 22, 2017August 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Casablanca: “We’ll always have Paris” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Casablanca - Here's looking at you, kid
December 30, 2016December 30, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Casablanca: “Here’s looking at you, kid” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Titanic - Jack I'm flying
June 12, 2016February 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Titanic: ā€œIā€™m flying… Jack!ā€ Quote Off Extravaganza!

Gone with the Wind poster
October 27, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Gone with the Wind: “You should be kissed” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Sixth Sense
July 15, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Sixth Sense: “I see dead people” Quote Off Extravaganza!

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