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Tag: Films

clouds and wind
May 7, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Serenade For Winds: Mozart & Keeping Calm

Inception
May 6, 2020May 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Inception: 10th Anniversary For Nolan’s Sleepy Film

Inception Noise
May 5, 2020May 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

BRAAM: Let’s Celebrate the Inception Noise

April 29, 2020April 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

An American Tail: Amblin Entertainment Romp With Mice

47 Meters Down Uncaged
April 22, 2020March 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

47 Metres Down: Uncaged—Deeper Into the Stupidity

Questions and answers
March 30, 2020March 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mystery Blogger Award: Extra Life’s Questions… Answered!

Health kit
March 24, 2020September 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Self-Isolation: Your Fun & Officially Moronic Survival Kit

Uncut Gems
March 18, 2020March 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Uncut Gems: Adam Sandler in Riveting Form

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
March 4, 2020March 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Tucker & Dale vs. Evil: Celebrating the Cult Comedy Horror Thing

RoboCop
February 26, 2020April 3, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

RoboCop: Robotic Police Officer Satire From 1987

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Total Recall making Arnold noises
February 25, 2020February 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Noises: EAUGH! Celebrating Schwarzenegger’s Best Sounds

Total Recall
February 20, 2020February 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Total Recall: “See you at the party, Richter!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Total Recall 1990 film with Arnold Schwarzenegger
February 19, 2020February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Total Recall: Classic With Some of the Best Arnold Noises

An old house that is a bit of an eyesore
February 17, 2020February 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Ruined by Adding “Eyesore” Into the Title

Husband and wife
February 10, 2020February 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

13 Films Ruined By Adding “Hubby & Wifey” Into The Title

The Wizard of Oz
January 24, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Wizard of Oz: “There’s no place like home” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Howl's Moving Castle
December 25, 2019March 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Howl’s Moving Castle: Charming Animation With a Live Castle

Oliver Twist film poster
December 3, 2019November 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Oliver Twist: “Please, sir, I want some more” Quote Off!

Valkyrie with Tom Cruise
November 27, 2019March 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Valkyrie: The Underrated WWII Historical Drama

Kindergarten Cop with Arnold Schwarzenegger
November 21, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Kindergarten Cop: “I’m a cop, you idiot!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Kindergarten Cop
November 20, 2019February 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Kindergarten Cop: Shut Up! It’s a Fun-Loving Schwarzenegger Romp

The Star Wars character posing on an Empire Strikes Back poster
November 12, 2019November 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “It’s a trap!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Fly 1986
October 30, 2019October 30, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Fly: Gruesome Body Horror Jeff Goldblum Extravaganza

The Shallows
October 23, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Shallows: Another Daft Shark Thriller Thing

A toilet paper roll
October 17, 2019October 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Romantic Films Ruined By Adding “Toilet Paper” Into The Title

47 Meters Down
October 16, 2019March 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

47 Meters Down: Unbelievably Dumb Shark Movie #3,056

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
October 9, 2019November 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace – Yep, This Again

Independence Day
September 25, 2019February 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Independence Day: Daft Sci-Fi Gem With Goldblum & Smith

Roter sand
September 19, 2019October 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars The Phantom Menace: “I don’t like sand” Quote Off!

Gorillas in the Mist
September 11, 2019September 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Gorillas In The Mist: Engaging Weaver Drama With a Message

The Simpson's house in Springfield
September 2, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Flanderisation: How Successful Shows Ruin Themselves

A bride and groom getting married
August 26, 2019February 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Schwarzenegger Weddings: Get Hitched As Big Arnie Quips!

Deeo Blue Sea
August 21, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Deep Blue Sea: Ludicrous Shark Romp That’s Stupid Fun

Woodstock 1969 poster
August 14, 2019July 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Woodstock: 50th Anniversary of the Legendary Music Festival

The King of Kong - A Fistful of Quarters
August 7, 2019October 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters – The Weirdly Mesmirising Documentary

Four Lions
July 31, 2019February 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Four Lions: Controversial Jet Black Satire on Extremism

Space with lots of stars and planets
July 30, 2019July 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Bladder Runner 2049

Akira
July 24, 2019July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Akira: Legendary & Radioactive Animated Cult Classic

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