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Tag: Kids

The Cookie Monster holding cookies
October 1, 2021October 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Cookie Monster: Tribute to This Most Depraved Blue Being

A Boglin toy in its cage box
June 10, 2021June 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Boglins: Mattel’s Goblin-Themed ’80s Toys Are a Laugh

Aliens below a spaceship on Earth
May 27, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #7: Aliens Behaving Badly on Holiday

How to be a Little Sod by Simon Brett
October 3, 2020October 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How to be a Little Sod by Simon Brett

The Wombles
September 9, 2020September 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Wombles: Cute Rodents That Saved Wimbledon

Fresh vegetables piled together
August 25, 2020August 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I make my kids eat vegetables?”

Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss
August 15, 2020March 24, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss

The Kings of Summer
August 12, 2020August 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Kings of Summer: Upbeat Romp Full of Youthful Energy

Garfield at Large
July 4, 2020July 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Garfield by Jim Davis

Sam's Sandwich by David Pelham
June 20, 2020June 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Sam’s Sandwich by David Pelham

Danny, The Champion of the World by Roald Dahl
May 23, 2020March 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Danny, the Champion of the World by Roald Dahl

James and the Giant Peach book cover
May 16, 2020March 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl

The Borrowers by Mary Norton
April 18, 2020April 19, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Borrowers by Mary Norton

Problem solving
March 20, 2020March 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I deal with a problem-solving problem child?”

A crocodile lying beside a pond
November 28, 2019November 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband bought our son a pet crocodile!”

The Big Journey
November 3, 2019November 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Big Journey: Twee Cat Romp With Tilt Controls

Owl Moon by Jane Yolen
September 7, 2019September 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Owl Moon by Jane Yolen

GNOG
August 18, 2019August 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

GNOG: Super Amazeballs Fun Puzzler Musical Buster 64

A green toy soldier for kids
July 15, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bazookio (the family-friendly bazooka!)

The Twits by Roald Dahl
July 13, 2019March 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Twits by Roald Dahl

The BFG - 1989
June 19, 2019March 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The BFG: 1989’s Take on Roald Dahl’s Big Friendly Classic

A Little History of the World by E.H. Gombrich
September 22, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

A Little History of the World by E.H. Gombrich

Toys and a toilet
September 13, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Toylet (a toy toilet for adults and kids!)

Paper fortune tellers
July 18, 2018February 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Paper Fortune Tellers: How to Make These Predicting Things

Finger family.
June 29, 2018June 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! We have 19 children… should we have more?”

A sulking child
May 1, 2018November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Take it with a pinch of sulk

Kids and a pet
April 20, 2018April 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should me and my girlfriend have kids or pets?!”

Fatherhood
March 2, 2018March 3, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I think my girlfriend is pregnant!”

My Singing Monsters
September 10, 2017April 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

My Singing Monsters: Singing, Weird, Awesome, & Monstrous!

Ribena
July 30, 2015July 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ribena and Capri-Sun Banned at Tesco

Kinder Surprise Eggs
July 29, 2015November 21, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Are Kinder Surprise Eggs Banned In America?

April 23, 2013September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of The Great Wave off Kanagawa

Bus
June 28, 2012November 12, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Bus Etiquette: 8 Things You Need To Know

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