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Tag: Kids

A green toy soldier for kids
6 days ago July 15, 2019July 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bazookio (the family-friendly bazooka!)

The Twits by Roald Dahl
1 week ago July 13, 2019July 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Twits by Roald Dahl

The BFG - 1989
June 19, 2019June 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The BFG: 1989’s Take on Roald Dahl’s Big Friendly Classic

A Little History of the World by E.H. Gombrich
September 22, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

A Little History of the World by E.H. Gombrich

Toys and a toilet
September 13, 2018September 10, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Toylet (a toy toilet for adults and kids!)

Paper fortune tellers
July 18, 2018February 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Paper Fortune Tellers: How to Make These Predicting Things

Finger family.
June 29, 2018June 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! We have 19 children… should we have more?”

A sulking child
May 1, 2018June 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Take it with a pinch of sulk

Kids and a pet
April 20, 2018April 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should me and my girlfriend have kids or pets?!”

Fatherhood
March 2, 2018March 3, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I think my girlfriend is pregnant!”

My Singing Monsters
September 10, 2017September 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

My Singing Monsters: Singing, Weird, Awesome, & Monstrous!

Ribena
July 30, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Beverage Rights Horror: Ribena and Capri-Sun BANNED At Tesco!

Kinder Surprise Eggs
July 29, 2015November 21, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Are Kinder Surprise Eggs Banned In America?

April 23, 2013September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of The Great Wave off Kanagawa

Bus
June 28, 2012August 25, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Bus Etiquette: 8 Things You Need To Know

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