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Tag: kitchen

A bowl of salad resting on a chopping board
May 20, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Chopping Board Treadmill: Work Out & Cook (simultaneously)!

Tape measure
March 7, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tap Measure (always better than tape)

A leaking tap in a sink
November 2, 2018November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Kitchen Stink (like a sink, but it smells bad)

Bulbs and noodles make a good mix
September 8, 2017September 8, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Noobulbs (bulbs made out of noodles)

Toaster and kettle all-in-one
July 31, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tettle (a toaster and kettle all-in-one!)

A falafel recipe which will make you feel truly awful!
March 15, 2017March 15, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Feel Awful Falafels (for weight loss purposes)

Chopping board uses
January 11, 2016January 11, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Chopping Boards: What Else Can You Use Them For?

Egg and pineapple soup!
January 4, 2016January 4, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Egg and Pineapple Soup!

How to use a kitchen scourer
January 3, 2016January 3, 2016Mr. Wapojif

The Kitchen Scourer: A Brief History of an Implement

Rolling pin
June 30, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History Of The Rolling Pin

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