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Tag: Marriage

Agony aunt - Ugly husband
December 8, 2016December 9, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is uglier than I realised. What should I do?”

Agony Aunt - Video Games
November 23, 2016April 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband just cheated on me with an avatar!”

Eating leg wax
October 28, 2016October 28, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband uses my leg wax as chicken baste!”

Eating mascara
October 19, 2016October 19, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I can’t stop eating my wife’s mascara!”

Hairy men problems
October 11, 2016October 11, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is too hairy. How do I stop this?”

Online dating
August 8, 2016August 8, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Dating Column: Men Seeking Women!

Online romance
April 19, 2013November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Lonely Hearts Column!

March 25, 2013March 26, 2013Mr. Wapojif

How To Have The Perfect Wedding Day!

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September 28, 2012February 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Toothpaste Special: A Bit About the Paste

A gay married couple holding hands in a meadow
June 24, 2012July 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Is Your Husband an Alien?

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