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Tag: Mobile phones

Selfie taking addiction
November 2, 2017November 2, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop my girlfriend taking selfies?”

Game of Phones
June 2, 2016June 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Game of Phones

Pencil Sharpener
September 21, 2015September 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Why The World Needs To Remember The Pencil Shrapnel!

January 7, 2014November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

7 Pieces of Technology We’d Love To Sea In 2014!

January 6, 2014November 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Get To Know Professional Moron With These 25 Answered Questions!

April 8, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Stuff Worse Than Margaret Thatcher

A cat lying down and looking indifferent
August 1, 2012November 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Art of Looking Indifferent

A smartphone
July 15, 2012November 12, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Importance of Drunk Phones

Bus
June 28, 2012November 12, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Bus Etiquette: 8 Things You Need To Know

A fox in the snow
June 25, 2012May 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Wrong Type of Snow

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