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Tag: Mobile phones

Selfie taking addiction
November 2, 2017November 2, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop my girlfriend taking selfies?”

Game of Phones
June 2, 2016June 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Game of Phones

Pencil Sharpener
September 21, 2015September 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Why The World Needs To Remember The Pencil Shrapnel!

January 7, 2014January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

7 Pieces of Technology We’d Love To Sea In 2014!

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April 8, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Stuff Worse Than Margaret Thatcher

A cat lying down and looking indifferent
August 1, 2012April 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Art of Looking Indifferent

A smartphone
July 15, 2012May 3, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Importance of Drunk Phones

Bus
June 28, 2012May 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Bus Etiquette: 8 Things You Need To Know

A fox in the snow
June 25, 2012May 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Wrong Type of Snow

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