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Tag: Presents

Santa's Christmas Day Report 2022
December 25, 2022December 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Catastrophic Christmas Day Report 2022

Every home needs an obsidian sphere
September 8, 2022August 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Obsidian Spheres “R” Us [Sponsored Post]

A Santa Claus toy model
December 8, 2020December 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Santa Pants Conundrum

Romantic dinner setting with wine glasses and candles
January 15, 2020January 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband got me a weird anniversary present!”

Santa Claus is drunk
October 21, 2019October 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The War Effort and Opinions on Marmalade

Santa Claus
September 23, 2019September 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Column: When Santa Got Stuck In the Toilet

Christmas Day presents
December 26, 2018December 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Day Post-Mortem

Christmas FAQs with Santa Claus
December 24, 2018August 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Christmas: With Special Guest Santa Claus

Welcome mat
October 12, 2018October 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Importance of Welcome Mats (that don’t maim anyone)

Someone pointing at a graph in a business decision
October 5, 2018October 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Quantitive & Qualitative Product Delineation (Plus a Clogged Toilet)

Santa on Christmas Day
December 25, 2017December 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Official Christmas Day Chaos Report

Christmas hat
December 22, 2017November 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Last Minute Christmas Push Carnage!

Christmas and Santa Claus
December 4, 2017April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Shaking Up The Xmas Script

Santa Claus Christmas push
November 21, 2017November 21, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Revving Up For Christmas!

Christmas Mail
November 16, 2017November 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Dealing With Hate Mail

Santa's official Twitter account
November 6, 2017November 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Introducing Santa’s Official Twitter Account!

Exclusive Santa Claus interview
November 1, 2017November 1, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Candid Santa in His Most Revealing Interview Yet!

Christmas Barbie doll presents
October 25, 2017August 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Great Barbie Doll Christmas Push!

A day in the life of Santa Claus
October 5, 2017September 28, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: A Day in the Life of Santa

Christmas present ideas from Santa
September 28, 2017April 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Annual Christmas Shopping List

Merry Christmas - Santa
December 25, 2016November 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Ho Ho Ho! It’s Christmas Gout (day, rather)!

Santa's factory accident
December 19, 2016December 19, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Final XMas Push, Thrust, & Limb Loss!

Exclusive Santa Claus Column
November 20, 2016November 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Many Explosive Dangers of Christmas

Santa Claus Newsletter
December 25, 2015January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: Official Christmas Newsletter #3

December 11, 2014January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Reintroducing The ONLY Official Santa Claus Column!

February 14, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Stuff To Get On Valentine’s Day

Santa Christmas list writing guide
November 28, 2012August 7, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Our Christmas List to Santa Claus: A Writer’s Guide

A Christmas tree surrounded by presents
November 23, 2012April 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Best Christmas Present Guide Ever: Part #1

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