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Tag: Teeth

Dave's Devious Dentist & Donkey Dealership
March 3, 2022March 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Dave’s Devious Dentist & Donkey Dealership [Sponsored Post]

A cartoon depiction of Listerine mouthwash
April 27, 2021April 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Mouthwash at Work: The Law on Letting Your Employees Gargle

A man looking shocked at his broken tooth
July 21, 2020July 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why is my front tooth wobbling?”

A giant smiling pink mouth with teeth
June 25, 2020November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bombjela (like bonjela, but more explosive)

A toothbrush and toothpaste
May 30, 2019May 30, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Why Does Orange Juice Taste Bad After Brushing Your Teeth?

A smiling tooth
February 26, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bookmark Toothbrush Gun

Mouthwash
July 20, 2018July 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Improved By Adding “Mouthwash” Into The Title

The Floss Guitar
September 6, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Floss Guitar (dental floss and guitar all-in-one!)

The Tooth Pickaxe
August 10, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tooth Pickaxe (Hygienic & Dangerous!)

Candy Floss Floss
May 17, 2017May 14, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Candy Floss Floss (eat whilst flossing!)

The tooth is out there
April 21, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: The Tooth is Out There

Show your tooth colours - saying
February 3, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Show your tooth colours

Why can't I eat toothpaste?
September 28, 2016September 29, 2016Mr. Wapojif

What Happens “if” (i.e when) you Eat Toothpaste?

Toothpaste alternatives
June 27, 2016November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Tooth Copy & Paste (it’s better than toothpaste)

Toothy Fairy newsletter
May 1, 2016May 1, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Tooth Fairy Newsletter #2: PR Improvements (no nudity involved)!

Tooth fairy newsletter
April 7, 2016April 7, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Tooth Fairy Newsletter: It’s Time For The Tooth!

July 16, 2015July 16, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Happens When You Use Candy Floss As Dental Floss?

Toothbrush
November 1, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Is Toothpaste?

A man with the world in his camera lens
June 18, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

5 Inspirational World Records To Break

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