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Tag: Teeth

Dave's Devious Dentist & Donkey Dealership
March 3, 2022March 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Dave’s Devious Dentist & Donkey Dealership [Sponsored Post]

A cartoon depiction of Listerine mouthwash
April 27, 2021April 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Mouthwash at Work: The Law on Letting Your Employees Gargle

A man looking shocked at his broken tooth
July 21, 2020July 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why is my front tooth wobbling?”

A giant smiling pink mouth with teeth
June 25, 2020November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bombjela (like bonjela, but more explosive)

A toothbrush and toothpaste
May 30, 2019May 30, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Why Does Orange Juice Taste Bad After Brushing Your Teeth?

A smiling tooth
February 26, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bookmark Toothbrush Gun

Mouthwash
July 20, 2018July 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Improved By Adding “Mouthwash” Into The Title

The Floss Guitar
September 6, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Floss Guitar (dental floss and guitar all-in-one!)

The Tooth Pickaxe
August 10, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tooth Pickaxe (Hygienic & Dangerous!)

Candy Floss Floss
May 17, 2017May 14, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Candy Floss Floss (eat whilst flossing!)

The tooth is out there
April 21, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: The Tooth is Out There

Show your tooth colours - saying
February 3, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Show your tooth colours

Why can't I eat toothpaste?
September 28, 2016September 29, 2016Mr. Wapojif

What Happens “if” (i.e when) you Eat Toothpaste?

Toothpaste alternatives
June 27, 2016November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Tooth Copy & Paste (it’s better than toothpaste)

Toothy Fairy newsletter
May 1, 2016May 1, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Tooth Fairy Newsletter #2: PR Improvements (no nudity involved)!

Tooth fairy newsletter
April 7, 2016April 7, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Tooth Fairy Newsletter: It’s Time For The Tooth!

July 16, 2015July 16, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Happens When You Use Candy Floss As Dental Floss?

What is Toothpaste?
November 1, 2014August 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

What is Toothpaste?

A man with the world in his camera lens
June 18, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

5 Inspirational World Records To Break

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