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Tag: Titanic

The Worst Journey in the World by Apsley-Cherry Garrard
August 25, 2018February 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Worst Journey in the World by Apsley Cherry-Garrard

Titanic
November 8, 2017February 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Titanic: 20th Anniversary Review

Cal - Titanic Calzones
October 24, 2016February 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Great Restaurants of Yore: Cal’s Titanic Calzones

Titanic - Jack I'm flying
June 12, 2016February 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Titanic: “I’m flying… Jack!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

February 9, 2015February 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Does Spinach Really Make You Itch?

Bridge and a boat - merged
September 9, 2014November 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Broat!

May 12, 2014May 16, 2014Mr. Wapojif

The Good, The Bad, and the EGGly!

Some desserts with fruit in them.
January 22, 2014September 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Desserts vs Deserts: Busting Some Spelling Pudding Myths

February 13, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Explosions Make For Great Movies

November 12, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Men Explained For Women

A cold winter countryside setting with a house in the distance and a smoking chimney
November 3, 2012February 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How To Keep Warm When It’s Cold

A gentleman putting on a blue suit
October 24, 2012February 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Art of Being a Gentleman

A lunatic wearing a hat
September 18, 2012February 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How to be a Lunatic: Part One

An invasion of flying monsters
July 4, 2012May 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Killer Monsters: Are They Invading the Earth?

The Dark Knight Rises
June 26, 2012May 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Dark Knight Rises—A Bit of a Preview

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