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Tag: Toilets

A toilet paper roll
October 17, 2019October 17, 2019Mr. Wapojif

15 Romantic Films Ruined By Adding “Toilet Paper” Into The Title

Santa Claus
September 23, 2019September 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Column: When Santa Got Stuck In the Toilet

Space with lots of stars and planets
July 30, 2019July 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Bladder Runner 2049

Man falling asleep over some poems
June 14, 2019June 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #5: Bodily Functions Special

An angry man in a hoodie
June 11, 2019June 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “You made me put the toilet seat down & you will pay!”

Business
August 14, 2018August 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What’s business, how do I do it, and when will I be a billionaire?

Toilet
July 5, 2018July 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are toilets and why are there so many of them?

Toilet paper
December 21, 2017November 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

15 Popular Foods Ruined by Adding “Toilet Paper” to The Name

Bog brush advice
August 29, 2016October 5, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend never uses the bog brush!”

Lie Ins Lions
November 27, 2015November 27, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What’s Better? A Great Lie-In or a Great Lion?

Poo-Pourri
February 15, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Many Joys of Potpourri

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