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Tag: wife

The tell tale signs your boyfriend is about to propose
June 11, 2024June 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is my boyfriend about to propose?!” 👰🤵💍

A berserk wife going on a flower arranging rampage
May 31, 2024May 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wife’s flower arranging crisis!” 🌸💮🌷🌼🌻

When a husband calls a woman wifey
February 6, 2023January 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “The woman hates it when I call her ‘wifey’!”

A Karen wife getting spoiled about not having good Christmas presents
December 20, 2022December 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What do I get my spoiled wife for Christmas!?”

April 11, 2022April 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband never does nice things to surprise me!”

A woman admiring her lipstick in a mirror
September 28, 2021September 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my wife addicted to wearing lipstick?”

A dressed up couple holding champagne glasses at an event
August 31, 2021August 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does the wife take 12 hours to get ready?”

A white doily on a table
July 23, 2021July 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My doily mad wife is destroying our marriage!”

A detective examining some fingerprints
December 15, 2020December 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Detective Moron: “Find out if my husband is having an affair!”

An assortment of fun marzipan shapes for a dessert.
November 3, 2020November 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Join the Masters of Marzipan cult!”

A man and a woman in love
January 28, 2020January 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Marriage Tips: How to be a Brilliant Husband or Wife (or both)

A nagging woman
December 18, 2019December 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop the wife nagging?”

Weightlifting
October 30, 2018October 30, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve fallen in love with me… & the wife is angry!”

Husband and wife
July 12, 2018July 12, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband wants to become my wife!”

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