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Does your husband need a teddy bear?
September 29, 2026September 29, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should my husband ditch his teddy bear?” 🧸

The Factory Front Door Fell Off its Hinges
September 28, 2026September 28, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Factory Front Door Fell Off its Hinges 🏭

Maradona in a Fur Coat
September 22, 2026September 22, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Maradona in a Fur Coat: Great Books That Never Were 🧥

Santa's Corduroy Crisis
September 21, 2026September 28, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Corduroy Crisis 🚨

Is your wife a communist?
September 15, 2026September 15, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I tell if my wife is a commie?” 🛠️

Frome the scariest village in the UK
September 14, 2026September 14, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Frome: Great TV Shows That Never Were 🏡

300-Strong Elf Security Service
September 11, 2026September 21, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The 300-Strong Elf Security Service 🚨

Spill-the-Coffee Drive-Thru
September 10, 2026September 10, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Spill-the-Coffee Drive-Thru ☕ [Sponsored Post]

The Little Prance book
September 8, 2026September 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Little Prance: Great Books That Never Were 🕺🩰💃

ENFORCING Advent Calendars in Summer
September 4, 2026September 11, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Enforcing Advent Calendars in Summer 🎅📅

Caving lessons with jeff the giraffe
September 3, 2026September 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Caving Lessons With Jeff the Giraffe 🦒 [Sponsored Post]

Celebrating the most pretentious words
September 1, 2026September 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Most Pretentious Words (and why we hate/love them)

Death of the Reprobate the adventure comedy game
August 30, 2026August 30, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Death of the Reprobate: Highbrow Tomfoolery in Historic Romp 🎭

A Christmas Coral the book of the sea
August 25, 2026August 25, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

A Christmas Coral: Great Books That Never Were 🪸

Geraldine's Gobby Gambling
August 20, 2026August 20, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Geraldine’s Gobby Gambling 🎰 [Sponsored Post]

Where is My Wife? The book about a lost wife and pork pies
August 18, 2026August 18, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Where is My Wife? Great Books That Never Were 🥧

I have many children, but should I birth more
August 17, 2026August 17, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I have 17 children, should I make it 18?” 👪

Anti-Eclipse Organisation - eclipses are a lie
August 14, 2026August 14, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Anti-Eclipse Organisation 🌅 [Sponsored Post]

How to shave without dying horribly
August 11, 2026August 11, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “What is the safest way to shave my face?” 🪓

Highway to Hull the song
August 10, 2026August 10, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Highway to Hull: Great Songs That Never Were 🛣️

Supermarket haiku sweep special poetry
August 7, 2026August 7, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Supermarket Haiku Sweep Friday Special Extravaganza! 🛒🏪✒️

Professional Nose Picking Support Services Ltd.
August 6, 2026August 29, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Nose Picking Support Services Ltd. 👃 [Sponsored Post]

The Cosmic Dunce a physics book about why planets are stupid
August 3, 2026August 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Cosmic Dunce: Great Books That Never Were 🪐

Employer's Guide to Headbutting at Work
July 31, 2026July 31, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Headbutting at Work: Employment Laws on Workplace Cranium Usage

AI Love Letter Writing Bot 2.0
July 30, 2026July 30, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

AI Love Letter Writing Bot 2.0 💘🤖 [Sponsored Post]

Mankind changed to Manking
July 28, 2026July 28, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband says ‘mankind’ can I divorce him?” 🧔‍♂️

The Gin Gym for working out and getting drunk
July 24, 2026July 24, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Gin Gym: Work Out & Get Wasted 🍸💪🍹 [Sponsored Post]

Bone Broth the death metal band
July 21, 2026July 21, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Bone Broth: Prolific Death Metal Band Big on Bouillon 🥣

When a man brushes his teeth then drinks orange juice
July 20, 2026July 20, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband brushes his teeth then drinks orange juice” 🍊

Seven Brief Lessons on Psychics the psudoscience book
July 14, 2026July 14, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Seven Brief Lessons on Psychics: Great Books That Never Were 🔮

Should women get bangs for their hair
July 13, 2026July 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Are bangs dangerous for my hair in summer?” 💣💥🧨

The Makeshifts single
June 30, 2026June 30, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Makeshifts: Temporary Band With a Fleeting History 🎤

Suntan lotion is woke
June 29, 2026June 29, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Suntan lotion is woke propaganda!” ⛱️☀️🌅

Closed due to a UK heatwave
June 23, 2026June 23, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

WE ARE CLOSED DUE TO UK HEATWAVE CRISIS 🥵🔥🥵

A sunburned man grimacing in front of an England flag
June 22, 2026June 23, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Geezer Guide to Heatwaves in England ☀️🍻👊🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Skip to rent for skint tenant
June 16, 2026June 16, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Skip to Let: LUXURY STUDIO VESSEL RENTAL 🚧

Tent to let - rental property
June 8, 2026June 7, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Tent to Rent: The Luxurious Zippered Estate 🏕️

How to tell if you're a werewolf
June 5, 2026June 5, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I know if I’m a werewolf?” 🐺

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