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Category: In Contempt Of

The Archers BBC
December 27, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Archers: Why We Hate BBC Radio 4’s Stupid Soap Opera

Chewing gum
October 3, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Chewing Gum: In Contempt of This Abomination

Breakfast in Bed
August 26, 2016August 26, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of Breakfast in Bed

Sandwiches with no crust
August 17, 2016February 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Sandwiches with the Crust Removed is Just Wrong

White bread
July 5, 2016July 5, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of White Bread

Door handle problems
June 9, 2016June 9, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of the Door Handle

January 23, 2015January 23, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt Of Hungry Hungry Hippos

October 31, 2014November 1, 2014Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of Self-Service Checkouts…

September 8, 2014March 11, 2021Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt Of Pineapple and Ham Pizza

January 16, 2014January 16, 2014Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt Of Drinking Orange Juice After You’ve Brushed Your Teeth

April 18, 2013August 7, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Eating On Public Transport Makes You An Arse

March 23, 2013July 18, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of the Egg and Spoon Race

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