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Category: Special Features

Ice crystal
September 9, 2019September 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: Thawing out the factory (and frozen limbs)

Overhead projector
September 5, 2019September 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Overhead Projectors: The Object, The Myth, And The Legend

The Simpson's house in Springfield
September 2, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Flanderisation: How Successful Shows Ruin Themselves

A drum stick
August 30, 2019March 31, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Jonathan Moffett: Michael Jackson’s Drummer Extraordinaire

Sunshine Blogger Challenge
August 29, 2019February 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Sunshine & Lollipops Blogger Award 64

A lion yawning
August 27, 2019August 27, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why does my boyfriend want ‘lions’?!”

A bride and groom getting married
August 26, 2019February 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Schwarzenegger Weddings: Get Hitched As Big Arnie Quips!

Cushions
August 20, 2019August 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend HATES cushions! Should I make him suffer?!”

Donkey Kong arcade game
August 19, 2019October 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Universal City Studios V Nintendo: How Not to Sue Someone

Beyond Burger
August 16, 2019February 3, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Beyond Burger: Cooking Up This Vegan Thing

The Professional Moron Festival
August 15, 2019August 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Festival: Three Hours of Stupidity

Plums
August 12, 2019May 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Synchronicity: Plum Pudding & Monsieur de Fontgibu

A cigarette end
August 6, 2019August 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I quit smoking?”

Mr. Blobby
August 5, 2019March 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Blobby: Explaining This ’90s British Thing For You

A man with his head in his hands
July 29, 2019July 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I can’t recognise my average Joe husband!”

July 28, 2019July 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Graffiti Reblog Special: Blue Tit & Arnie in Blue

Boring...
July 26, 2019July 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Boring Post #2

Haas F1
July 17, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haas F1 & Rich Energy: The Corporate Collapse

Husband and wife relaxing around nature
July 16, 2019July 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s selective hearing is driving me CRAZY!”

Grey windowsills
July 12, 2019July 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Boring Post

Le Mans circuit
July 9, 2019November 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mercedes CLR Le Mans 1999 Accidents: A History of Flipping

A man in a suit displaying chivalry
July 8, 2019July 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I still do chivalry towards hot birds?”

Men exchanging a beer during a sunset.
July 2, 2019July 2, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My man brings his mates to our ‘romantic’ dates!”

Peacock and its feathers
July 1, 2019June 30, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Emotional Support Animals: Documenting The ESA Craze

Facts and a magnifying glass
June 28, 2019June 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

50 Fun Friday Facts

Two feet
June 24, 2019June 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m in love with my right foot. How do I marry it?”

A sink with a towel
June 17, 2019June 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend leaves stubble all over the sink!”

We are hiring
June 13, 2019June 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

We’re Hiring: Our Last Apprentice Died Hideously… Sign On Up!

An angry man in a hoodie
June 11, 2019June 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “You made me put the toilet seat down & you will pay!”

Sauna
June 6, 2019November 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

World Sauna Championships: How to Not Hold an Event

A toilet with the seat up
June 5, 2019June 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps leaving the toilet seat up!”

A toothbrush and toothpaste
May 30, 2019May 30, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Why Does Orange Juice Taste Bad After Brushing Your Teeth?

A female runner smiling like crazy
May 27, 2019June 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Our marriage is over competitive & it’s dangerous!”

Union Jack flag of England
May 22, 2019May 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The UN’s Damning Verdict on Tory-Driven Extreme Poverty in the UK

Human sounds, such as boom
May 21, 2019May 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Animal Noises VS Human Noises

Brienne of Tarth
May 14, 2019May 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Brienne of Tarth: Celebrating This Most Excellent & Noble Knight

BBC Test Card F
May 13, 2019April 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

BBC Test Card F: Explaining What the Hell That Thing Was

A baby looking surprised
May 9, 2019August 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Big Business Capitalism Destroying Planet… ZOMG, a Royal Baby!

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