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Halloween pumpkin
October 26, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Halloween? No! Time To Celebrate Holloween!

Common cold
October 4, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Causes The Common Cold? Cold Calling!

Pencil Sharpener
September 21, 2015September 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Why The World Needs To Remember The Pencil Shrapnel!

Cats
May 20, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Do Cats Purr? Check Out Our Genuinely Insane Theories!

Lenin
December 24, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

5 Disturbingly Excellent Facts About Christmas

Accident
December 18, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

PM Accident Insurance – Personal Testimonials This Merry Christmas Time!

Karate man
December 16, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Karate Dude Is In Charge…

Lemon
November 25, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Being Pelted With CS Gas? Suck On A Lemon

Happy birthday!
November 21, 2014February 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Guide To Turning 30

Who invented washing up
November 5, 2014July 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Who Invented Washing Up?

Toothbrush
November 1, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Is Toothpaste?

Hor Air Balloons
October 14, 2014May 23, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Why Are Hot Air Balloons That Shape?

Foot
October 12, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Celebrate Global Big Toe Day!

Friedrich Nietzsche
October 8, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How Neat Was Nietzsche?

Enormous eyeball
October 1, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Eyeouch: When you accidentally jab yourself in the eye

Diapers
September 30, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

A Nest Of Diapers

September 4, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Here Is The Most Horrifying Moral Conflict Of Public Transport!

Online dating
August 20, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Women Seeking

August 19, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Men Seeking

Sand castle
July 15, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Revealed: The Terrifying and Corrupt World of Sand Castle Building

Online romance
April 19, 2013November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Lonely Hearts Column!

Angry Volcano
April 7, 2013January 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Art of Professional Moron

Love Actually
March 12, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

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