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Halloween pumpkin
October 26, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Halloween? No! Time To Celebrate Holloween!

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October 4, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Causes The Common Cold? Cold Calling!

Cats
May 20, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Do Cats Purr? Check Out Our Genuinely Insane Theories!

Lenin
December 24, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

5 Disturbingly Excellent Facts About Christmas

Accident
December 18, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

PM Accident Insurance – Personal Testimonials This Merry Christmas Time!

Karate man
December 16, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Karate Dude Is In Charge…

Lemon
November 25, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Being Pelted With CS Gas? Suck On A Lemon

Happy birthday!
November 21, 2014February 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Guide To Turning 30

Hor Air Balloons
October 14, 2014May 23, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Why Are Hot Air Balloons That Shape?

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August 20, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Women Seeking

August 19, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Men Seeking

Sand castle
July 15, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Revealed: The Terrifying and Corrupt World of Sand Castle Building

Online romance
April 19, 2013November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Lonely Hearts Column!

Angry Volcano
April 7, 2013January 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

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I patiently waited MONTHS to record this incredible reversal feat from Murray. Top drawer! The manoeuvre consists of three stages: 1) Extreme reversal commences. 2) Trajectory shift accommodating for 180 degree turn. 3) Hamster spin cycle upon arrival. The hamster has landed. 🐹 #hamster #hamsters #hamsterlove #hamstergram #hamsterlife #hamsterlover #cutepets #hamstersofinsta
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