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Category: Silly Stuff

Halloween pumpkin
October 26, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Halloween? No! Time To Celebrate Holloween!

Common cold
October 4, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Causes The Common Cold? Cold Calling!

Pencil Sharpener
September 21, 2015September 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Why The World Needs To Remember The Pencil Shrapnel!

Cats
May 20, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Do Cats Purr? Check Out Our Genuinely Insane Theories!

Lenin
December 24, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

5 Disturbingly Excellent Facts About Christmas!

Accident
December 18, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

PM Accident Insurance – Personal Testimonials This Merry Christmas Time!

Karate man
December 16, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Karate Dude Is In Charge…

Statue of Liberty
November 28, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Britain Needs a Statue Of Liability!

Lemon
November 25, 2014July 22, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Being Pelted With CS Gas? Suck On A Lemon!

Happy birthday!
November 21, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Guide To Turning 30

Who invented washing up
November 5, 2014July 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Who Invented Washing Up?

Toothbrush
November 1, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Is Toothpaste?

Hor Air Balloons
October 14, 2014May 23, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Why Are Hot Air Balloons That Shape?

Foot
October 12, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Celebrate Global Big Toe Day!

Friedrich Nietzsche
October 8, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How Neat Was Nietzsche?

Enormous eyeball
October 1, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Eyeouch: When you accidentally jab yourself in the eye

Diapers
September 30, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

A Nest Of Diapers!

September 4, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Here Is The Most Horrifying Moral Conflict Of Public Transport!

Online dating
August 20, 2014November 28, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Women Seeking!

August 19, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Men Seeking!

Sand castle
July 15, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Revealed: The Terrifying and Corrupt World of Sand Castle Building!

Online romance
April 19, 2013November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Lonely Hearts Column!

Angry Volcano
April 7, 2013November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Art of Professional Moron

Love Actually
March 12, 2012November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Dating Column!

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