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Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

The Handmaiden film by Park Chan-wook
February 4, 2026February 4, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Handmaiden: A Tale of Chaotic Female Liberation 🏯

Resident Evil 7
November 1, 2020November 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Resident Evil 7: Biohazard—Shiver Me Timbers, It’s Scary!

Resident Evil on the PlayStation in 1996
November 1, 2020November 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Resident Evil: The Landmark PlayStation Scary Thing

Mostly Hero by Anna Burns
October 31, 2020November 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mostly Hero by Anna Burns

Bangers and mash
October 30, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bangers and Mash: Proper Dead Good Comfort Food

Gout DNA strand
October 29, 2020October 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Do I have gout or rabies?”

Gogs the claymation caveman sitcom
October 28, 2020October 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Gogs: Fun Caveman Claymation Sitcom With Grunting

A crowd of people, possibly in a cult
October 27, 2020October 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has joined a cult!”

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer smiling at Christmas
October 26, 2020October 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas & Coronavirus

ClayFighter 63⅓ box on the Nintendo 64
October 25, 2020April 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

ClayFighter 63⅓: Terrible N64 Fighting Game

Nagano Winter Olympics '98
October 25, 2020October 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Nagano Winter Olympics ’98: Dull Button Bashing Sports Romp

Exercises in Style by Raymond Queneau
October 24, 2020April 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exercises in Style by Raymond Queneau

A man multitasking very well, so he can't be wrong.
October 23, 2020October 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a workaholic!”

Battenberg Cake
October 22, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Battenberg Cake: Pretty in Pink British Patriotic Glory

Morph the claymation character
October 21, 2020October 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Morph: Cute Stop Motion Kids Classic Thing

Guybrush Threepwood in the Curse of Monkey Island near to a spittoon.
October 20, 2020April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Spittoons: What Were These Gross Things?

Fingers on a hand hanging out in a moment of love.
October 19, 2020August 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Raising a Pinky Finger When Drinking: Why Do We Do That?

Mission Impossible on the N64
October 18, 2020October 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mission Impossible: Flawed N64 Game is Okay

Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire on the N64
October 18, 2020October 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire—Brilliantly Muted Shooter

Heart of a Dog by Mikhail Bulgakov
October 17, 2020October 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Heart of a Dog by Mikhail Bulgakov 🐶❤️

Joe Morello playing the drums
October 16, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Joe Morello: Laid-Back Jazz Drummer Extraordinaire

Bread and butter pudding
October 15, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bread and Butter Pudding: Super Unhealthy & Tasty Dessert

The Raggy Dolls
October 14, 2020October 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Raggy Dolls: A Fun Show For Kids About Rejects

A man slumped at a bar hungover with a bottle of alcohol
October 13, 2020October 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop getting hangovers?!”

A man holding his knuckles out to crack them
October 12, 2020October 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Knuckle Cracking at Work: What is the Law?

Donkey Kong the 1981 arcade game
October 11, 2020October 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong: Nintendo’s Legendary Arcade Unit

Minesweeper the video game
October 11, 2020April 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Minesweeper: Explosive Minimalistic Puzzle Game 💥

The Victim by P.D. James
October 10, 2020October 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Victim by P.D. James

Tesco's Piccalilli in a jar
October 9, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Piccalilli: Strange Yellow Concoction is Edible

Spices laid out on a table, including turmeric
October 8, 2020October 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Porridge With Cinnamon & Turmeric: A Healthy Yes!

Challenger: The Final Flight Netflix documentary
October 7, 2020October 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Challenger: The Final Flight—Humane Look at a Disaster

Someone walking down stairs with a close up of a big toe
October 6, 2020October 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I stubbed my big toe and it hurts!”

Silhouettes of employees at work
October 5, 2020October 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Employee Lateness: How to Crack Down on Tomfoolery

Super Mario 3D All-Stars
October 4, 2020October 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario 3D All-Stars: Hell Yes To This Collection

The Super Mario Bros. 3 gaming watch by Nintendo.
October 4, 2020September 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Bros. 3 Game Watch—LCD Review Ahoy

How to be a Little Sod by Simon Brett
October 3, 2020October 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to be a Little Sod by Simon Brett

Bubble and squeak, the breakfast dish made from cabbage and mashed potato
October 2, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bubble and Squeak: Hearty Mashed Potato Done Proper

A dizzy spell in the countryside.
October 1, 2020September 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why am I so dizzy, dammit?”

Bottom Live 2: The Big Number 2 Tour
September 30, 2020September 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bottom Live: The Big Number 2 Tour—Violent Anti-Monarchy Fun

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