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Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

The Handmaiden film by Park Chan-wook
February 4, 2026February 4, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Handmaiden: A Tale of Chaotic Female Liberation 🏯

Trigger Happy TV
December 9, 2020December 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Trigger Happy TV: The Fast-Paced Hidden Camera Show

A Santa Claus toy model
December 8, 2020December 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Santa Pants Conundrum

A toilet in a modern bathroom
December 7, 2020August 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps peeing on the toilet seat!”

Saikyō Habu Shōgi on the N64
December 6, 2020December 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Saikyō Habu Shōgi: Japanese Chess N64 Launch Title Romp

64 Trump Collection Alice - No Waku Waku Trump World on the N64
December 6, 2020December 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

64 Trump Collection: Alice no Waku Waku Trump World—Card Game on the N64

The Scourging Angel - The Black Death in the British Isles by Benedict Gummer
December 5, 2020August 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Scourging Angel—The Black Death in the British Isles by Benedict Gummer

A man with a big bushy beard
December 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Growing a Beard: The Common Mistakes Men (and women) Make

Romain Grosjean driving the Haas. Davide Gennaro, Getty Images
December 3, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Romain Grosjean: Frenchman’s Heroic F1 Survival

A woman reading a book
December 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband can’t read and write!”

An assortment of vegetables
November 30, 2020November 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Are vegetables good for you, really?”

The Alto Collection
November 29, 2020November 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Alto Collection: Addictive Endless Runner With Llamas

Him & Her the indie game
November 29, 2020November 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Him & Her: Cute & Simplistic Puzzler That’s a Challenge

A love heart in cartoon red
November 23, 2020November 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I know if I’ve fallen in love?!”

Glover on the N64
November 22, 2020November 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Glover: Unique N64 Platformer With a Glove

Blues Brothers 2000 on the N64
November 22, 2020November 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Blues Brothers 2000: Jazzy N64 Platformer Majigger

The Cheater's Guide to Love by Junot Díaz
November 21, 2020November 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Cheater’s Guide to Love by Junot Díaz

Santa just says ho
November 20, 2020March 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s New Office!

Scottish icons, including haggis
November 19, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haggis: Scottish Dish Also in Earthworm Jim

The Automatic Moving Company
November 18, 2020November 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Automatic Moving Company: 1912 Stop-Motion Jaunt

Elvin Jones playing the drums
November 17, 2020October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Elvin Jones: Making the Jazz Drums Artistic & Cool

Kākāpō parrot
November 16, 2020November 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Kākāpō: New Zealand’s Bird of the Year 2020 (is also podgy)

Bastion
November 15, 2020February 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bastion: Stellar Indie Romp With Dynamic Narration

Harvest Moon on the Game Boy Color
November 15, 2020November 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Harvest Moon on the Game Boy: Farm Those Potatoes!

The Rotten Romans by Terry Deary
November 14, 2020November 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Horrible Histories Series by Terry Deary

Black Pudding
November 13, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Black Pudding: This’ll Put Hair on Your Eyebrows

The moronic survey 2020
November 12, 2020November 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Moronic Survey 2020: Take Part in it Now, Dammit!

Deliverance the 1972 film
November 11, 2020December 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Deliverance: Camping Romp With Banjos & Rivers

Professional Moron as a scarecrow
November 10, 2020October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Art Special: The Professional Moron Scarecrow

A Santa hat on a picket fence line in the snow.
November 9, 2020November 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Working 9 to 5 past 3 am (& US Election 2020 Response)

Subnautica
November 8, 2020November 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Subnautica: Beautiful Water-Based Survival Romp

Hotshot Racing
November 8, 2020November 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Hotshot Racing: Enjoyable & Daft Racing Revving Racer

November 7, 2020November 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Reblog: Princess Blue Holly vs Etamilc Egnahc

The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole Aged 13¾ by Sue Townsend
November 7, 2020November 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole Aged 13¾ by Sue Townsend

Toad in the Hole recipe
November 6, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Toad in the Hole: No Toads Or Holes Are Involved

A man holding strings of fresh pasta.
November 5, 2020November 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Porridge & Pasta

Led Zeppelin live album
November 4, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Led Zeppelin: The 1970s Folky Acoustic Set

An assortment of fun marzipan shapes for a dessert.
November 3, 2020November 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Join the Masters of Marzipan cult!”

A Christmas snow seen, with trees and frost.
November 2, 2020November 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Hiring a Health & Safety Officer

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