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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Magic Eye: A New Way of Looking at the World
August 8, 2020August 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Magic Eye Books: Celebrating the Infuriating Staring Contest

A chess board the its 32 pieces
August 7, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Skydiving Chess (strategy from a height)

Touch the Truck
August 6, 2020July 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Touch the Truck: Another Stupid Reality TV Show

Jason and the Argonauts
August 5, 2020August 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Jason and the Argonauts: Epic With Argy-Bargy Skeletons

A giant foot with toenails about to stamp on idyllic countryside
August 4, 2020July 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s toenail clippings are a deal breaker!”

A thermometer and a mixture of drugs
August 3, 2020July 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop my headache?”

Carrion
August 2, 2020August 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Carrion: Creepy Reverse Body Horror Monster Majigger

MRC: Multi-Racing Championship on the Nintendo 64
August 2, 2020June 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

MRC: Multi-Racing Championship: The 3 Track N64 Racer

Caperucita Roja by Paloma Valdivia
August 1, 2020August 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Caperucita Roja by Paloma Valdivia

Bovril
July 31, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bovril: Yeast Extract Legend That Competes With Marmite

Rubens Barrichello wins at Hockenheim in 2000 for Ferrari
July 30, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

F1 Hockenheim 2000: Barrichello’s Crazy & Tearful First Win

Braveheart
July 29, 2020July 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Braveheart: The Greatest Film Ever Made

A foot with toenails and a flower between the big toe
July 28, 2020July 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “What do I do about my ingrowing toenail?”

A hammer with bent nails following some DIY
July 27, 2020July 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a DIY disaster!

Banjo-Tooie N64 box
July 26, 2020July 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Banjo-Tooie: The Less Famous N64 Sequel Thing

Cruis'n USA on the Nintendo 64
July 26, 2020August 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cruis’n USA: Dodgy N64 Port Isn’t a Retro Gaming Dream

Colossal Cave Adventure 1992 edition
July 25, 2020March 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Text Adventures: A Brief History of Interactive Fiction Games

Chorley Cakes powered with sugar
July 24, 2020September 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Chorley Cakes: Tasty Things From That There Lancashire

Ee Ba Gum
July 23, 2020July 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ee Ba Gum: The Greatest Saying in English History

Dastardly and Muttley in their Flying Machines-min
July 22, 2020July 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dastardly & Muttley in Their Flying Machines: Catch the Pigeon!

A man looking shocked at his broken tooth
July 21, 2020July 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why is my front tooth wobbling?”

A man holding his hands out to crack his knuckles
July 20, 2020July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Knuckle cracking… how do I make my husband stop?!”

Forager
July 19, 2020July 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Forager: Cute Survival Sim That Gets Complex Fast

The Outer Worlds
July 19, 2020July 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Outer Worlds: You Might Enjoy This Action RPG

Good Food for Bad Days by Jack Monroe
July 18, 2020August 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Good Food for Bad Days by Jack Monroe

Mushy peas
July 17, 2020November 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Manchester Caviar: All Hail to Mushy Peas

Drummer John Densmore sitting behind his kit
July 16, 2020August 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

John Densmore: The Doors’ Super Sharp Drummer

The Ren & Stimpy Show
July 15, 2020July 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Ren & Stimpy Show: Dark Humour With a Chihuahua & Cat

A red employee amongst the blue, to indicate the best job candidate
July 14, 2020July 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Apply to Become the Professional Moron Apprentice!

A bearded man adjusting his tie
July 13, 2020July 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s hairy chest has taken over his life!”

Grand Theft Auto V
July 12, 2020July 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Grand Theft Auto V: An Entertaining & Violent Game

Broforce
July 12, 2020February 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Broforce: Hypermasculine Macho Game About Manly Men

The Ascen
July 11, 2020January 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Ascent of Rum Doodle by W. E. Bowman

Business people having a meeting with two shaking hands
July 10, 2020July 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Returning to Work After Coronavirus: The Professional Moron Story

Heavy rain on a street with parking lines
July 9, 2020July 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Filming in the Rain: How Movies Make it Look Like it’s Heaving

The Danger Mouse
July 8, 2020July 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Danger Mouse: Fun British Cartoon With Lots of Snow

A batch of US dollar notes
July 7, 2020July 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend wants to rob a bank!”

A female tennis playing hitting a ball
July 6, 2020January 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Grunting in Tennis: A History of Screaming on the Court

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