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Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

The Handmaiden film by Park Chan-wook
February 4, 2026February 4, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Handmaiden: A Tale of Chaotic Female Liberation 🏯

Super Bomberman 2
August 30, 2020October 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Bomberman 2: Explosive Fun With Lots of Boom

An extract from the Voynich Manuscript
August 29, 2020August 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Voynich Manuscript by Unknown

Two Yorkshire puddings with fire in the background
August 28, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Yorkshire Pudding: Ee Ba Gum, These Are Tasty

Art Blakey playing the drums
August 27, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Art Blakey: The Big Band Jazz Drumming Legend

Whiplash the film
August 26, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Whiplash: A Casual Film Romp About Drumming

Fresh vegetables piled together
August 25, 2020August 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I make my kids eat vegetables?”

A person lifting their foot up, displaying their ankle behind socks
August 24, 2020August 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I’ve sprained my ankle!”

The Bug Butcher
August 23, 2020August 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Bug Butcher: Epic Little Shooter Where You Aim UP!

Asterix on the Super Nintendo
August 23, 2020August 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Asterix: 1993 SNES Platformer That’s D’accord

Who Ate The First Oyster? By Cody Cassidy
August 22, 2020August 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Who Ate the First Oyster? By Cody Cassidy

Fisherman's Friend original flavour
August 21, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fisherman’s Friend: Menthol Sweets Put Hair on Your Eyebrows

A man contemplating picking his nose whilst at work
August 20, 2020August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Can Employees Pick Their Nose At Work?

The Lost World: Jurassic Park
August 19, 2020August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Lost World: Jurassic Park—Flawed Sequel is Roar

A man standing in a gas mask
August 18, 2020August 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has bad breath!”

A man holding his head in stress
August 17, 2020August 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I avoid dandruff?”

Jurassic Park on the SNES
August 16, 2020December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jurassic Park: SNES Adaptation is Roar (Real) Decent

Carmageddon 64
August 16, 2020July 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Carmageddon 64: Disastrous Port of Controversial PC Racer

Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss
August 15, 2020March 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss

A scotch egg sliced in half-min
August 14, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Scotch Egg: Another Strange English Food Thing

A hypermasculine muscular arm
August 13, 2020August 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Hypermasculinity: How to Exert Your Superiority

The Kings of Summer
August 12, 2020August 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Kings of Summer: Upbeat Romp Full of Youthful Energy

A man clutching his stomach in pain
August 11, 2020July 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why do I get indigestion?”

A bathtub with a plughole
August 10, 2020July 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s hair keeps clogging the bath!”

Jeopardy! on the Nintendo 64
August 9, 2020November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jeopardy! Terrible N64 Game of the Day #2

Wheel of Fortuna on the Nintendo 64
August 9, 2020August 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Wheel of Fortune: Terrible N64 Game of the Day #1

Magic Eye: A New Way of Looking at the World
August 8, 2020August 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Magic Eye Books: Celebrating the Infuriating Staring Contest

A chess board the its 32 pieces
August 7, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Skydiving Chess (strategy from a height)

Touch the Truck
August 6, 2020July 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Touch the Truck: Another Stupid Reality TV Show

Jason and the Argonauts
August 5, 2020August 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Jason and the Argonauts: Epic With Argy-Bargy Skeletons

A giant foot with toenails about to stamp on idyllic countryside
August 4, 2020July 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s toenail clippings are a deal breaker!”

A thermometer and a mixture of drugs
August 3, 2020July 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop my headache?”

Carrion
August 2, 2020August 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Carrion: Creepy Reverse Body Horror Monster Majigger

MRC: Multi-Racing Championship on the Nintendo 64
August 2, 2020June 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

MRC: Multi-Racing Championship: The 3 Track N64 Racer

Caperucita Roja by Paloma Valdivia
August 1, 2020August 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Caperucita Roja by Paloma Valdivia

Bovril
July 31, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bovril: Yeast Extract Legend That Competes With Marmite

Rubens Barrichello wins at Hockenheim in 2000 for Ferrari
July 30, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

F1 Hockenheim 2000: Barrichello’s Crazy & Tearful First Win

Braveheart
July 29, 2020July 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Braveheart: The Greatest Film Ever Made

A foot with toenails and a flower between the big toe
July 28, 2020July 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “What do I do about my ingrowing toenail?”

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