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Korngold's Violin Concerto in D major Op. 35
February 12, 2026February 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Korngold’s Violin Concerto: Hidden History and Cinematic Influences 🎻

Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

The Supremes Court
July 13, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Supremes Court (musical law & order)

Husband and wife
July 12, 2018July 12, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband wants to become my wife!”

Trainspotting
July 11, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Trainspotting: The Legendary Shot In The Arm For British Cinema

Job interview questions
July 10, 2018July 9, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What Should You Do In a Job Interview?

Job spec for hiring
July 9, 2018July 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Job Spec: Join Our Apprenticeship Programme!

Tooth and Tail
July 8, 2018July 9, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Tooth and Tail: Redwall Inspired Strategy Romp With Extra Animals

Ikaruga
July 8, 2018April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ikaruga: Legendary Space Shooter Shoots the Switch & PS4

Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
July 7, 2018May 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck 🐭

Manikin female head
July 6, 2018March 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

L’Inconnue de la Seine: A Brief History of CPR Manikins

Toilet
July 5, 2018July 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are toilets and why are there so many of them?

Flirting
July 4, 2018July 4, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to Chat Up a Woman – Part #2

Scarface
July 3, 2018June 30, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Scarface: “Say hello to my little friend!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Hob
July 2, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Hob

Hollow Knight
July 1, 2018February 9, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Hollow Knight: Macabre Indie Epic Hits The Nintendo Switch

Getting Over It
July 1, 2018January 18, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Getting Over It: Video Games Meet the Myth of Sisyphus

A Good Man is Hard to Find - Flannery O'Connor
June 30, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

A Good Man is Hard to Find by Flannery O’Connor

Finger family.
June 29, 2018June 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! We have 19 children… should we have more?”

Lollipops
June 28, 2018July 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are lollipops and why do they have to exist?

The Piano
June 27, 2018August 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Piano: 25th Anniversary Review & Film Festival News

Cabbage
June 26, 2018June 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cabbage Pitch (cabbage-based sports pitch)

RoboCop
June 25, 2018February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

RoboCop: “Dead or alive, you’re coming with me!” Quote Off!

Monument Valley II
June 24, 2018October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Monument Valley II: Artistic Indie Wonder For Your Phone

FLY'N
June 24, 2018February 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

FLY’N: Surreal, Dreamy, & Woozy Puzzle Platforming Fun

The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
June 23, 2018September 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath

A helicopter and a big explosion
June 22, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Helicopter Boat (a deathtrap or saviour of the seas?)

A man falling
June 21, 2018June 21, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I can’t remember what my husband looks like!”

Meteorite
June 20, 2018August 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The 1972 Great Daylight Fireball: Our Lucky Escape & Other Asteroids

A sword glowing in the sunlight
June 19, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

First come, first severed: The Most Violent Saying Ever

Bread
June 18, 2018July 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Bread – What Is The Stuff & What Does It Do?

Wonder Boy - The Dragon's Trap Remake
June 17, 2018April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Wonder Boy: The Dragon’s Trap – Proper Sound Sega Remake

Sunshine blogger
June 17, 2018June 17, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Sunshine Blogger Award Thing: We’re Damn Awesome

Don't Go There: The Mystery of Dyatlov Pass by Svetlana Oss
June 16, 2018February 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Mystery of Dyatlov Pass by Svetlana Oss

Door
June 15, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Dooreen (a door for people called Doreen)

A couple in a relationship
June 14, 2018June 10, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend is, like, really, like, annoying!”

Time Masters
June 13, 2018February 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Time Masters: Surreal & Disturbing Franco-Hungarian Sci-Fi Romp

Boulders
June 12, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

A weight off my boulders: Stone-based saying is rocky

As Slow As Possible
June 11, 2018April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

As Slow As Possible: Organ²/ASLSP—the longest musical performance ever

CrossCode
June 10, 2018April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

CrossCode: Epic Early Access Indie RPG is Rather Excellent

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