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Korngold's Violin Concerto in D major Op. 35
February 12, 2026February 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Korngold’s Violin Concerto: Hidden History and Cinematic Influences 🎻

Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

Six Records of a Floating Life by Shen Fu
June 9, 2018November 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Six Records of a Floating Life by Shen Fu

Bloodchild by Octavia Butler
June 9, 2018June 9, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Octavia Butler: Bloodchild (Moonshake Books Review)

Socket
June 8, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The SOCKet (a socket made out of socks)

Witch on a broom
June 7, 2018June 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I find out if my wife is a witch?”

Jaws
June 6, 2018September 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jaws: Cinema Legend With Sharp Teeth & Maverick Sea Captain

Days
June 5, 2018June 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

7 Days Renamed for the Better

Months
June 4, 2018June 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

12 Months Renamed for the Better

Yoku's Island Express
June 3, 2018February 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Yoku’s Island Express: Super Charming Pinballvania Indie Fun

In Flanders Fields by Leon Wolff
June 2, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

In Flanders Fields – The 1917 Campaign by Leon Wolff

Coca-Cola
June 1, 2018November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Banana and Coca-Cola Soup

A Streetcar Named Desire
May 31, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

A Streetcar Named Desire: “Stella! Hey, Stella!” Quote Off

Blade Runner
May 30, 2018July 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Blade Runner: The Final Cut – A Bloody Good Cinema Masterpiece

Duck
May 29, 2018May 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Beginner’s duck

May 28, 2018September 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to Nail a Job Interview

Runner3 Logo
May 27, 2018September 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Runner3: Run Like Crazy, You Indie Game Loving Fool

Swann's Way by Marcel Proust
May 26, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Swann’s Way by Marcel Proust

John Wayne acting
May 25, 2018May 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Dialect Coaches (and other experts)

Pawn
May 24, 2018May 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I think my husband is addicted to pawn shops!”

Alien
May 23, 2018January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Alien: Still One of the Scariest Scares in Scary Horror History

Recording studio
May 22, 2018May 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

What Happens to a Song When it Fades Out?

Wall
May 21, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Great Wall of Chins

Banjo-Kazooie
May 20, 2018July 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Banko-Kazooie: 20 Years on From The N64’s Classic Hairy Romp

Blackfish
May 19, 2018May 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Environmental Films: Doing Their Bit For The Planet?

Goodbye to All That by Robert Graves
May 19, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Goodbye to All That by Robert Graves

Rowing boat on water
May 18, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Rowbot (a robot for rowing you to work)

Tattoos
May 17, 2018May 13, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me missus wants me to tattoo her name into me forehead!”

Network film
May 16, 2018April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Network: Prescient Satire on the Media Circus & Sensationalism

Socks
May 15, 2018May 13, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Sockiology: Researching the Role of Socks in Human Society

Mount Everest
May 14, 2018April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to Climb Mount Everest (Your Official, Moronic Survival Guide)

An Evening With Claire by Gaito Gazdanov
May 13, 2018January 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

An Evening With Claire by Gaito Gazdanov

Minit
May 12, 2018May 12, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Minit: 60 Second Sprees of Indie Game Excellence

Divorce
May 11, 2018May 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I divorce my girlfriend?!”

Bathtub
May 10, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Wall Bath (a bath in a wall)

Buster Keaton
May 9, 2018April 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Buster Keaton: Tribute to a King of Silent Comedy

May 8, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Taxi Driver: “You talkin’ to me?” Quote Off Extravaganza

Mushrooms
May 7, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mushbroom (a mushroom sweep)

Chuchel
May 6, 2018April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Chuchel: Adorable Indie Adventure For a Delicious Cherry

Donkey Kong Country - Tropical Freeze on the Nintendo Switch
May 6, 2018April 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze—It’s On The Switch

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