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January 20, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Mobike & Manchester: The Bike Scheme Failure From Hell

April 11, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Ruin Spring For Everyone

April 10, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Enjoy Spring

April 8, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Stuff Worse Than Margaret Thatcher

March 30, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Power of Lemonade

February 12, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Horse Meat Exposé

A Christmas tree covered in blue lights.
November 22, 2012September 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Ultimate Christmas Tree Guide

Yes divided by no equals life
November 16, 2012April 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Examining History’s Best Philosophers

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November 12, 2012April 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How to Understand Men: The Official Guide for Women

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October 22, 2012February 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Human Fear Explained: A Theoretical Pontification

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July 25, 2012April 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Europe Explained For Non-European Folk

A fox in the snow
June 25, 2012May 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Wrong Type of Snow

Iconic British things, including the London bus and union jack
May 31, 2012July 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

What it means to be British!

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March 14, 2012March 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

10 Ace Jobs That Don’t Exist—But Should

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