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Scrambled eggs with chives on top
August 20, 2021August 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Scrambled Eggs: Breakfast or Lunch Special Anyone Can Cook

A chef creating a wall of flames whilst cooking
June 9, 2020November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Electric Frying Pan Fan (for cool cooking)

A whistle on a kettle
February 18, 2020November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Whiskle (a whisk and whistle in one)

Cauliflower Cake recipe
February 7, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Cauliflower Cake: Yotam Ottolenghi’s Beast of a Recipe

September 8, 2014March 11, 2021Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt Of Pineapple and Ham Pizza

January 14, 2014August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

5 Things We Expect From Sandwiches In 2014

January 12, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Bin Bag Soup

December 12, 2013January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Japanese Art of Okonomiyaki Pancakes!

Strawberries around a jar of jam
June 1, 2013November 11, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Ham and Jam Soup

January 13, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Sandwiches: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

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