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Tag: Cinema

Isle of Dogs
September 30, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Isle of Dogs: You’re BARKING Mad If You Miss It

Predator
September 26, 2018March 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Predator: We’ve Got Time To Bleed For 1987’s Macho Masterpiece

Movie making equipment
September 11, 2018September 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 High-Concept Movie Pitches For Hollywood

Scream
August 29, 2018March 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Wilhelm Scream: Cinema’s Great Former Secret Unmasked

Tangerines
August 28, 2018August 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Improved By Adding “Scurvy” Into The Title

Citizen Kane
August 3, 2018July 28, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Citizen Kane: “Rosebud” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Saving Private Ryan
July 25, 2018August 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Saving Private Ryan: 20th Anniversary Retrospective

Mouthwash
July 20, 2018July 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Improved By Adding “Mouthwash” Into The Title

Trainspotting
July 11, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Trainspotting: The Legendary Shot In The Arm For British Cinema

Scarface
July 3, 2018June 30, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Scarface: “Say hello to my little friend!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

RoboCop
June 25, 2018February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

RoboCop: “Dead or alive, you’re coming with me!” Quote Off!

Time Masters
June 13, 2018February 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Time Masters: Surreal & Disturbing Franco-Hungarian Sci-Fi Romp

Jaws
June 6, 2018September 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jaws: Cinema Legend With Sharp Teeth & Maverick Sea Captain

Blade Runner
May 30, 2018July 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Blade Runner: The Final Cut – A Bloody Good Cinema Masterpiece

Buster Keaton
May 9, 2018April 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Buster Keaton: Tribute to a King of Silent Comedy

There Will Be Blood
September 27, 2017August 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

There Will Be Blood: 10th Anniversary for Modern Classic

The Disaster Artist - Greg Sestero and Tom Bissell
September 9, 2017November 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero

Aliens - Get away from her, you bitch!
July 31, 2016May 19, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: “Get away from her, you bitch!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Grizzly Man - Werner Herzog
July 17, 2016June 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Grizzly Man: Werner Herzog’s Remarkable Documentary

Blackfish
June 19, 2016January 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Blackfish: The World Changing Super Awesome Documentary

Titanic - Jack I'm flying
June 12, 2016February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Titanic: “I’m flying… Jack!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Aliens
June 5, 2016April 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: 30th Anniversary For James Cameron’s Masterpiece

Jaws The Revenge
March 20, 2016September 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jaws: The Revenge—The Movie Abomination We Love

Hail, Caesar!
March 16, 2016August 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Hail, Caesar! Would that it were so simple

Fargo poster
March 8, 2016August 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Fargo: Kinda Funny Lookin’ 1996 Black Comedy Classic

Princess Mononoke DVD
February 14, 2016March 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Princess Mononoke: Behold Studio Ghibli’s Masterpiece

The Land Before Time
November 16, 2015April 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Land Before Time: The Excellent Dino Animated Romp

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
October 16, 2015January 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Monty Python and the Holy Grail: 40th Anniversary Special

Empire of the Sun by J. G. Ballard
September 18, 2015January 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Empire of the Sun by J.G. Ballard

September 17, 2015September 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Pulp Fiction 3D Remake: Cast Exclusively & Officially Revealed!

Kermode and Mayo's Film Review Show
September 3, 2015July 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

We Cordially Invite You to Join the Church of Wittertainment

Jaws Quint
June 20, 2015May 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Jaws: “You’re gonna need a bigger boat” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Jaws
June 13, 2015January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Jaws: Rejoice as Cinema Classic Hits 40

Shawshank Redemption
May 30, 2015April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Shawshank Redemption: Check Out This Groovy 8 Bit NES Version

March 17, 2015October 27, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

“How d’you like them apples?”: What Does This Saying Mean?

February 18, 2015February 19, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Oscars 2015: Our Craziest Predictions!

January 31, 2015March 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best Of Robert Carlyle Being A Maniac In Films

The Terminator
January 21, 2015February 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best Of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Funny Movie Faces

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