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Tag: Clothes

A blue teapot with herbal tea in its centre
March 2, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Teapot Washing Machine

A pair of horrible man's feet in some sandals.
February 15, 2021February 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Flip-Flops at Work: Should Your Business Tolerate Toes?

Mustard in a small cup
March 6, 2020March 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Mustard Socks (socks made out of mustard)

Mittens
April 22, 2019April 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell when I’ve fallen in glove?”

Tins
December 21, 2018December 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Tin Opener

Hob
July 2, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Hob

Aubergines are good for fashion
September 29, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Auberjeans (jeans and vegetables all-in-one!)

The Fire Alarm Belt
September 14, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Fire Alarm Belt

The MattDress
August 29, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mattdress (a mattress and dress all-in-one!)

Pommes de Tear clothes recipe
May 25, 2017May 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pommes de Tear (make your torn clothes edible)

The CushIron
September 19, 2016November 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CushIron – A Cushion and Iron All-in-One!

Clothes peg
January 1, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Importance Of Doing The Washing

January 28, 2014November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Fashion Tips For 2014

March 15, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Be A Model

A list of New Year's resolutions
December 27, 2012August 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

New Years Resolutions: How to Transform Your Paltry Existence

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