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Tag: dating advice

How to ask out a CEO
January 31, 2023January 29, 2023Mr. Wapojif

How to Ask Out Your CEO on a Date

A husband and wife arguing about their being too many Christmas decorations
December 27, 2022December 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Hubby refuses to take the Christmas decorations down!”

A husband with a small penis
November 1, 2022November 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Can I divorce my husband due to his small wiener?!”

Are gross rich old men marriage material?
June 14, 2022June 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should I marry a gross rich old man?”

A packed out sandwich
February 22, 2022February 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband likes sandwiches more than me!”

A garlic clove
December 30, 2021December 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband stinks of garlic!”

Good looking happy young couple cycling in a field
March 29, 2019March 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do my wife and me get more attractive?”

Men and women dating
August 6, 2018August 3, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “There’s, like, this guy I like! How do I, like, ask him out?!”

How do I get a guy's attention
January 31, 2017January 31, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I get this fit bloke’s attention?!”

How to chat up hot birds
January 19, 2017January 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m having problems chatting up hot birds!”

Cheese on toast addiction
December 28, 2016May 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! All my wife eats is cheese on toast!”

Agony aunt - boyfriend abducted by aliens
December 15, 2016December 15, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband claims he was abducted by aliens. WTF?!”

Agony aunt - Ugly husband
December 8, 2016December 9, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is uglier than I realised. What should I do?”

My boyfriends keeps losing his job
December 1, 2016December 1, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend can’t hold down a steady job!”

Stupid big man feet
November 3, 2016January 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend’s feet are really massive and annoying!”

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