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Tag: Drunk

The Drunk Chess Championship 2025
June 12, 2025June 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Drunk Chess Championship 2025 ♟️ [Sponsored Post]

Drunk Working Wednesday (Office Experiment)
March 6, 2024March 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #8: Drunk Working Wednesday (Office Experiment) 🍻🍷🍸

Dave's Drunken Detective Agency
February 23, 2023February 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Dave’s Drunken Detective Agency [Sponsored Post]

Haiku weekend special
January 27, 2023January 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #14: Weekend Special (Saturday & Sunday)

A doner kebab from Doner Haus in Manchester.
October 15, 2021October 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Doner Kebabs: England’s Favourite Drunken Late Night Dinner

A drunk and hangover Santa asking for alcohol
October 5, 2021October 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: “Christmas is DEAD!”, Yells Santa in Statement

Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu NES game
February 28, 2021February 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu: Oddball NES Title With Inebriation

An angel at Christmas
November 4, 2019November 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Holidays in Skegness & Full-Scale Riots

Two Sides of the Moon
August 2, 2019April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Two Sides of the Moon: Keith Moon’s Disastrous Solo Album

Kererū pigeon beak
October 21, 2018February 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Kererū Pigeon: New Zealand’s (Drunk) Bird of the Year 2018

Beer
September 24, 2018September 24, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Blind Drunk Date

Oliver Reed - eccentric interviews
June 9, 2017November 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Oliver Reed: The Very Best Eccentric Interviews

Drunken football riots
March 31, 2017March 31, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Lack of Drunken Football Riots Investigated by FA

Hilarious drunken UK riot
February 13, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Mass Drunken UK Riot Leads to Hilarious Scenes!

March 25, 2013March 26, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

How To Have The Perfect Wedding Day!

Theatre masks for acting in things like soap operas
December 12, 2012April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Free Plot Developments for Popular Soaps

A smartphone
July 15, 2012November 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Importance of Drunk Phones

Iconic British things, including the London bus and union jack
May 31, 2012July 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

What it means to be British!

March 13, 2012March 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Weekly Column: He’s Not Gone Mental!

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