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Tag: Eggs

Scrambled eggs with chives on top
August 20, 2021August 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Scrambled Eggs: Breakfast or Lunch Special Anyone Can Cook

A boiled egg with soldiers.
January 25, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Boiled Egg With Soldiers: Line Them Up For a Tasty Breakfast

A scotch egg sliced in half-min
August 14, 2020July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Scotch Egg: Another Strange English Food Thing

Bulbs and noodles make a good mix
September 8, 2017September 8, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Noobulbs (bulbs made out of noodles)

Tumble dryer eggs
June 29, 2016January 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tumble Dryer Eggs (like scrambled eggs, but with tumble dryers)

Egg and pineapple soup!
January 4, 2016January 4, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Egg and Pineapple Soup!

Eggs
September 16, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Many and Varied Reasons why Eggs aren’t Egregious!

Swizzle stick
July 5, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History Of The Swizzle Stick

January 28, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Can Science Unscramble Scrambled Eggs?

May 6, 2014January 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Omurice: The Psychotic Tale of the World’s Most Disturbed Omelettes

January 20, 2014January 20, 2014Mr. Wapojif

How To Have a Conversation About Eggs

March 23, 2013July 18, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of the Egg and Spoon Race

February 6, 2013November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Use Your Head: Open Stuff The Easy Way

January 23, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Champagne and Egg Hot Pot

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