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Tag: Eggs

A scotch egg sliced in half-min
August 14, 2020August 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Scotch Egg: Another Strange English Food Thing

Bulbs and noodles make a good mix
September 8, 2017September 8, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Noobulbs (bulbs made out of noodles)

Tumble dryer eggs
June 29, 2016January 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tumble Dryer Eggs (like scrambled eggs, but with tumble dryers)

Egg and pineapple soup!
January 4, 2016January 4, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Egg and Pineapple Soup!

Eggs
September 16, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Many and Varied Reasons why Eggs aren’t Egregious!

Swizzle stick
July 5, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History Of The Swizzle Stick

January 28, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Can Science Unscramble Scrambled Eggs?

May 12, 2014May 16, 2014Mr. Wapojif

The Good, The Bad, and the EGGly!

May 6, 2014January 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Omurice: The Psychotic Tale of the World’s Most Disturbed Omelettes

January 20, 2014January 20, 2014Mr. Wapojif

How To Have a Conversation About Eggs

January 13, 2014January 14, 2014Mr. Wapojif

Why is Mozzarella so Weird?

March 23, 2013July 18, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of the Egg and Spoon Race

February 6, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Use Your Head: Open Stuff The Easy Way

January 23, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Champagne and Egg Hot Pot

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