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39 Days to Mars
December 15, 2019January 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

39 Days to Mars: Spiffing Space Steampunk Puzzler

How to speak like you're from Northern England
September 21, 2017March 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How to Speak Like You’re From Northern England, Mate

ABBA - If you gaze into the Abyss
October 12, 2016October 12, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Sayings Revisited: If you gaze into ABBA, ABBA will gaze into you

Extraordinary space
August 5, 2016August 5, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Extraordinary: This Duplicitous Word Isn’t Extra Ordinary

Camel Casing
November 18, 2015November 18, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Camel Casing: In The Making Of This Glorious Headline, no Camels were Harmed

Independent clause
November 6, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Films That Never Were: Rebel Without an Independent Clause

Eggs
September 16, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Many and Varied Reasons why Eggs aren’t Egregious!

Vans
August 19, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Van Security Special: Who Is The Vanguard Of Van Guarding?

August 3, 2015August 3, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Fundamental Grammer: Why “You Are” Equals “You’re”

June 17, 2015June 17, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Pander To A Panda Who Panders

June 14, 2015June 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Aren’t There Three Es In “Trees”?

February 19, 2015February 24, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Do Rats Ratify Stuff Which Needs Ratifying?

February 6, 2015February 6, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Is It Possible To Bait Breath?

January 5, 2015January 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Yogurty Truth About Yoghurt!

October 6, 2014January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Would you like Sweet Potatoes or Sweat Potatoes?

February 28, 2013February 28, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Do You Have “LOL” Tourette’s Syndrome?

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August 21, 2012February 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Why Youth Slang is Annoying

At the end of the day, the end of the day is at the end of the day.
May 22, 2012November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

At the End of the Day: Stop Saying That Stupid Term

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