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Tag: Life

Lost in Translation
December 16, 2020December 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Lost in Translation: Konnichiwa! Let’s Visit Japan With Bill Murray

Mostly Hero by Anna Burns
October 31, 2020November 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Mostly Hero by Anna Burns

Strange Weather in Tokyo by Hiromi Kawakami
December 7, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Strange Weather in Tokyo by Hiromi Kawakami

Blogging on WordPress
December 5, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Questions… Answered! From Extra Life

Medieval Bodies: Life, Death, and Art in the Middle Ages by Jack Hartnell
November 9, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Medieval Bodies by Jack Hartnell

People at work talking about business
August 9, 2019August 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Use the Toilet at Work

Daydream and Drunkenness of a Young Lady by Clarice Lispector
July 6, 2019January 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Daydream and Drunkenness of a Young Lady by Clarice Lispector

Facts and a magnifying glass
June 28, 2019June 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

50 Fun Friday Facts

Union Jack flag of England
May 22, 2019May 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The UN’s Damning Verdict on Tory-Driven Extreme Poverty in the UK

Human sounds, such as boom
May 21, 2019May 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Animal Noises VS Human Noises

Haiku in Japanese
May 17, 2019June 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #2: Delve Into Our Poetic World

The First Tree
April 28, 2019April 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The First Tree: Pensive Romp Through Emotions & Time

The Sea Close By - Albert Camus
April 20, 2019April 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Sea Close By – Albert Camus

Strike
February 19, 2019February 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron is on STRIKE!

A woman in a wedding dress
January 15, 2019November 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Marriage: How to Say “I don’t” & How to Wear That Dress

The Pumpkin Eater by Penelope Mortimer
December 22, 2018December 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Pumpkin Eater by Penelope Mortimer

Spam
December 17, 2018December 17, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Annoyances: What are they, why are they irritating, and why am I so annoyed?

Trumphant Hearts by Jason Becker
December 12, 2018December 14, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Jason Becker: Triumphant Hearts Album Hits The Stores

Umbrella
December 11, 2018December 11, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ultra-Umbrella (ULTRA!)

Blah
December 10, 2018December 10, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Make Small Talk

Mrs. Santa Claus
December 7, 2018December 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: A Day in the Life of Mrs. Santa Claus

Manchester
December 5, 2018August 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Manchester at Night: Atmospherics, Concrete, Music, & Rain

Alien
December 3, 2018December 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I married a man… but it turns out it’s an alien!”

The Sea, the Sea
December 1, 2018December 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Sea, The Sea by Iris Murdoch

Question
November 29, 2018November 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Q&A With Your Learned Subject… Professional Moron!

Badlands
November 28, 2018December 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Badlands: Legendary Subversive Crime Romp is Still Epic

Autumn
November 12, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The New Seasons: Introducing 10 BRAND NEW Seasons

Trees
October 18, 2018March 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Trees: In Praise of These Giant Leafy Bastards

Couple proposing
October 15, 2018February 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I propose to my girlfriend (so that she becomes my wife)?”

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button by F. Scott Fitzgerald
October 14, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button by F. Scott Fitzgerald

Stranded - I've come from a plane that crashed on the mountains
October 10, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Stranded: Inspirational Account of the 1972 Andes Plane Crash

The Guest Cat by Takashi Hiraide
September 29, 2018October 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Guest Cat by Takashi Hiraide

Well
August 31, 2018August 31, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Saved By The Well

Toilet
July 5, 2018July 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are toilets and why are there so many of them?

Getting Over It
July 1, 2018April 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Getting Over It: Video Games Meet the Myth of Sisyphus

Lollipops
June 28, 2018July 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are lollipops and why do they have to exist?

A man falling
June 21, 2018June 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I can’t remember what my husband looks like!”

Days
June 5, 2018June 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

7 Days Renamed for the Better

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