Tag: Life
Professional Moron is on STRIKE!
FAQs – Marriage: How to Say “I don’t” & How to Wear That Dress
The Pumpkin Eater by Penelope Mortimer
FAQs – Annoyances: What are they, why are they irritating, and why am I so annoyed?
Jason Becker: Triumphant Hearts Album Hits The Stores
Exclusive Invention: The Ultra-Umbrella (ULTRA!)
How to Make Small Talk
Exclusive Santa Column: A Day in the Life of Mrs. Santa Claus
Manchester at Night: Atmospherics, Concrete, Music, & Rain
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I married a man… but it turns out it’s an alien!”
The Sea, The Sea by Iris Murdoch
Q&A With Your Learned Subject… Professional Moron!
Badlands: Legendary Subversive Crime Romp is Still Epic
The New Seasons: Introducing 10 BRAND NEW Seasons
Trees: In Praise of These Giant Leafy Bastards
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I propose to my girlfriend (so that she becomes my wife)?”
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button by F. Scott Fitzgerald
Stranded: Inspirational Account of the 1972 Andes Plane Crash
The Guest Cat by Takashi Hiraide
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Saved By The Well
FAQs: What are toilets and why are there so many of them?
Getting Over It: Video Games Meet the Myth of Sisyphus
FAQs: What are lollipops and why do they have to exist?
Agony Aunt: “I can’t remember what my husband looks like!”
7 Days Renamed for the Better
12 Months Renamed for the Better
Great Sayings Revisited: Beginner’s duck
How to Climb Mount Everest (Your Official, Moronic Survival Guide)
An Evening With Claire by Gaito Gazdanov
Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind by Yuval Noah Harari
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop my girlfriend taking selfies?”
A Very Easy Death by Simone de Beauvoir
Exclusive Interview: Mr. Wapojif of Professional Moron Reveals All!
