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Tag: Shopping

Frank's Flower Shop
June 9, 2022May 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Frank’s Flower Shop (with Wigan Kebabs) [Sponsored Post]

Sandra’s Substandard Beauty Salon & Burgers
April 7, 2022April 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Sandra’s Substandard Beauty Salon & Burgers💇🍔 [Sponsored Post]

Frank's Fried Chicken & Furniture Shop & Cafe
November 4, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Frank’s Fried Chicken & Furniture Shop & Café [Sponsored Post]

Strange Simon's Sadistic Supermarket
August 19, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Strange Simon’s Sadistic Supermarket [Sponsored Post]

An escalator
August 23, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Escalacalculator (all-in-one mathematics & movement)

Christmas present ideas from Santa
September 28, 2017April 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Annual Christmas Shopping List

Who invented the flamethrower
May 17, 2016May 17, 2016Mr. Wapojif

The Flamethrower: Who Invented It & What Are Its Modern Uses?

Plastic bags
October 18, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Plastic Bag

October 31, 2014November 1, 2014Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of Self-Service Checkouts…

October 30, 2014October 29, 2014Mr. Wapojif

In Praise Of Self-Service Checkouts!

How to deal with difficult customers.
March 5, 2013August 7, 2022Mr. Wapojif

How to Deal With a Difficult Customer at Work

A Christmas tree surrounded by presents
November 23, 2012April 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Best Christmas Present Guide Ever: Part #1

A lunatic wearing a hat
September 18, 2012February 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How to be a Lunatic: Part One

An old-fashioned general store from the 20th century.
August 31, 2012February 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How To Run a Shop: Our Questionable Advice

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