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Tag: Teeth

Fish mouthwash dental hygiene concept with fishes
December 12, 2024December 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Fish Mouthwash🐟🍶 [Sponsored Post]

An unhappy woman contemplating the complex dynamics of toothbrush usage in relationships
November 19, 2024November 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend USES MY toothbrush…” 🪥

An older woman with food stuck in her teeth on a date
April 17, 2023April 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Spinach keeps getting stuck in my teeth on dates!”

Dave's Devious Dentist & Donkey Dealership
March 3, 2022March 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dave’s Devious Dentist & Donkey Dealership [Sponsored Post]

A cartoon depiction of Listerine mouthwash
April 27, 2021April 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mouthwash at Work: The Law on Letting Your Employees Gargle

A man looking shocked at his broken tooth
July 21, 2020July 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why is my front tooth wobbling?”

A giant smiling pink mouth with teeth
June 25, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bombjela (like bonjela, but more explosive)

A toothbrush and toothpaste
May 30, 2019May 30, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Why Does Orange Juice Taste Bad After Brushing Your Teeth?

A smiling tooth
February 26, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bookmark Toothbrush Gun

Mouthwash
July 20, 2018July 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Improved By Adding “Mouthwash” Into The Title

The Floss Guitar
September 6, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Floss Guitar (dental floss and guitar all-in-one!)

The Tooth Pickaxe
August 10, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tooth Pickaxe (Hygienic & Dangerous!)

Candy Floss Floss
May 17, 2017May 14, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Candy Floss Floss (eat whilst flossing!)

The tooth is out there
April 21, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: The Tooth is Out There

Show your tooth colours - saying
February 3, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Show your tooth colours

Why can't I eat toothpaste?
September 28, 2016September 29, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

What Happens “if” (i.e when) you Eat Toothpaste?

Toothpaste alternatives
June 27, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Tooth Copy & Paste (it’s better than toothpaste)

Toothy Fairy newsletter
May 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Tooth Fairy Newsletter #2: PR Improvements (no nudity involved)!

Tooth fairy newsletter
April 7, 2016April 7, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Tooth Fairy Newsletter: It’s Time For The Tooth!

July 16, 2015July 16, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Happens When You Use Candy Floss As Dental Floss?

What is Toothpaste?
November 1, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

What is Toothpaste?

A man with the world in his camera lens
June 18, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

5 Inspirational World Records To Break

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