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Pumpkin pie
March 4, 2019March 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Pie Hard (pie-based action romp)

Terrorists or Freedom Fighters? Reflections on the Liberation of Animals
January 5, 2019March 6, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Terrorists or Freedom Fighters? Reflections on the Liberation of Animals

Blackfish
May 19, 2018May 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Environmental Films: Doing Their Bit For The Planet?

Mushrooms
May 7, 2018May 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mushbroom (a mushroom sweep)

Sauceages are better than sausages
August 11, 2017August 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sauceages (like sausages, but saucier)

Biona organic coconut oil
April 27, 2016April 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Raw Coconut Oil and its Many Uses (Cooking)

PROPERCORN Sweet Coconut and Vanilla
February 22, 2016February 22, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Sweet Coconut & Vanilla Popcorn Will Cure Your Inner Evil

Sour Cream and Black Pepper popcorn
February 4, 2016February 4, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Sour Cream and Black Pepper Popcorn will Improve your Life!

Crispy Baobab and Onion Kale Chips
February 3, 2016February 3, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Improve Your Life Some More With Crispy Baobab & Onion Kale Chips!

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