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Tag: Husband

A marriage ruined by drinks coasters
1 week ago January 23, 2023January 22, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband REFUSES to use drinks coasters!!”

Poorly boiled rice destroys marriages
January 16, 2023January 16, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s lifelong battle failing to boil rice”

A husband and wife arguing about their being too many Christmas decorations
December 27, 2022December 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Hubby refuses to take the Christmas decorations down!”

A Karen wife getting spoiled about not having good Christmas presents
December 20, 2022December 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What do I get my spoiled wife for Christmas!?”

A gross man who thinks he's James Bond
December 6, 2022November 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband fancies himself as James Bond!”

A husband with a small penis
November 1, 2022November 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Can I divorce my husband due to his small wiener?!”

NaggoTron the nagging wife robot
October 24, 2022October 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I miss my wife so I built a nagging robot…”

The Meh situation with Men
October 11, 2022October 11, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s annoying ‘Meh’ habit…”

When men are scared of mother-in-laws
October 4, 2022October 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is scared of his mother-in-law!”

When a husband evolves into a teabag
August 23, 2022August 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “My husband drank tea and evolved into a teabag!”

Do brooding bodyguards save marriages
July 11, 2022July 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why’s my husband hired a bodyguard to protect me?”

Are gross rich old men marriage material?
June 14, 2022June 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should I marry a gross rich old man?”

April 11, 2022April 11, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband never does nice things to surprise me!”

An abandoned ship left in the countryside
February 28, 2022February 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s solution for everything is to abandon ship”

A married couple linking arms at a wedding
February 1, 2022January 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My hubby hates being called ‘hubby’!”

A garlic clove
December 30, 2021December 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband stinks of garlic!”

A bonsai tree
November 30, 2021November 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is obsessed with a bonsai tree”

Godzilla rampaging through the countryside
November 23, 2021November 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is my husband a giant lizard?!”

A dressed up couple holding champagne glasses at an event
August 31, 2021August 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does the wife take 12 hours to get ready?”

Some graffiti of a mouth drooling
August 2, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should my husband be drooling this much?”

A white doily on a table
July 23, 2021July 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My doily mad wife is destroying our marriage!”

A man in a man cave
July 6, 2021July 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has a man cave and it’s gross!”

Clean dishes stacked up after being washed up
June 15, 2021June 13, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband won’t do the dishes!”

Barrels lined up in a row
June 1, 2021May 26, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has quit his job to live in a barrel…”

A cartoon man about to scale a mountain
May 24, 2021May 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband wants to be a free solo rock climber!”

A psychic woman with a third eye, her hands covering her other two
May 18, 2021May 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband thinks he’s psychic!”

A man wearing a pink shirt
April 29, 2021April 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my husband wear pink shirts!?”

A couple walking on a cobbled street holding hands
April 16, 2021April 16, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps doing farmer’s blow in public!”

A man looking at his watch realising it's time to take his top off
April 9, 2021April 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband always walks around with his top off!”

A King's crown set to a red background
March 11, 2021March 10, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband thinks he’s King of England!”

A selection of blue and white towels
February 23, 2021February 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s bath towel always stinks!”

A cartoon person sleeping and dreaming of a fish in the night sky.
February 16, 2021February 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband talks in his sleep and it’s disturbing!”

Three cartoon salesmen with a brown background
December 21, 2020December 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a salesman and keeps trying to swindle me!”

An eyeball of a man jealous of a couple kissing
December 18, 2020January 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend is the jealous type!”

A detective examining some fingerprints
December 15, 2020December 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Detective Moron: “Find out if my husband is having an affair!”

A woman reading a book
December 2, 2020December 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband can’t read and write!”

A love heart in cartoon red
November 23, 2020November 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I know if I’ve fallen in love?!”

An assortment of fun marzipan shapes for a dessert.
November 3, 2020November 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Join the Masters of Marzipan cult!”

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