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Tag: Husband

Three cartoon salesmen with a brown background
December 21, 2020December 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a salesman and keeps trying to swindle me!”

An eyeball of a man jealous of a couple kissing
December 18, 2020January 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend is the jealous type!”

A detective examining some fingerprints
December 15, 2020December 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Detective Moron: “Find out if my husband is having an affair!”

A woman reading a book
December 2, 2020December 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband can’t read and write!”

A love heart in cartoon red
November 23, 2020November 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I know if I’ve fallen in love?!”

An assortment of fun marzipan shapes for a dessert.
November 3, 2020November 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Join the Masters of Marzipan cult!”

A man multitasking very well, so he can't be wrong.
October 23, 2020October 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a workaholic!”

A bald man with a gold chain around his neck.
September 24, 2020September 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop going bald?!”

A man saying he itches a lot
September 14, 2020September 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband itches himself at embarrassing times!”

A toilet with a red tiled background
September 3, 2020September 3, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps clogging the toilet!”

A man standing in a gas mask
August 18, 2020August 19, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has bad breath!”

A bathtub with a plughole
August 10, 2020July 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s hair keeps clogging the bath!”

A hammer with bent nails following some DIY
July 27, 2020July 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a DIY disaster!

A man holding his hands out to crack his knuckles
July 20, 2020July 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Knuckle cracking… how do I make my husband stop?!”

A bearded man adjusting his tie
July 13, 2020July 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s hairy chest has taken over his life!”

An unmade bed in the dark
June 29, 2020September 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband keeps wetting the bed!”

A man getting upset and crying a bit with his nose on show
June 5, 2020June 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop my boyfriend’s nose hair?”

A cartoon pint of beer
April 10, 2020April 10, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband keeps having drunken fights!”

Isolated room with a light on in a grid
April 3, 2020April 3, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband is a self-isolating ignoramus!”

A sleeping walking model to the backdrop of the Moon
March 2, 2020March 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband sleepwalks!”

A man and a woman in love
January 28, 2020January 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Marriage Tips: How to be a Brilliant Husband or Wife (or both)

Bald man working out lifting weights in the gym
January 21, 2020January 19, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband’s sweaty armpits are gross!”

Romantic dinner setting with wine glasses and candles
January 15, 2020January 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband got me a weird anniversary present!”

A nagging woman
December 18, 2019December 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop the wife nagging?”

A man with his head in his hands
July 29, 2019July 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I can’t recognise my average Joe husband!”

Husband and wife relaxing around nature
July 16, 2019July 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s selective hearing is driving me CRAZY!”

Weightlifting
October 30, 2018October 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve fallen in love with me… & the wife is angry!”

Husband and wife
July 12, 2018July 12, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband wants to become my wife!”

A man falling
June 21, 2018June 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I can’t remember what my husband looks like!”

Pawn
May 24, 2018May 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I think my husband is addicted to pawn shops!”

A gay married couple holding hands in a meadow
June 24, 2012July 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

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