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When you're addicted to calling everyone bro
February 17, 2026February 17, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I can’t stop calling everyone ‘bro’!” 😎

Bus Stop to let
February 16, 2026February 16, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Bus Stop to Let: Luxury Minimalist Studio Close to Public Transport 🚌

Aldi's Valentine's Day Garlic Bread in a love heart shape
February 14, 2026February 14, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The UK’s Weird Valentine’s Day Food Bender 💝

Women Seeking Men 2026 in lonely hearts
February 10, 2026February 10, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2026: ANGRY Women Seeking Pathetic Men 💝

Men Seeking Women in 2026 lonely hearts
February 9, 2026February 9, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2026: Dreamboat Men Seeking LUCKY Women 💘

A photo from a Boring History Secrets AI sleep video
February 7, 2026February 7, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Sleepy World of Boring History AI Videos 🛌

Street Gutter to Let
February 2, 2026February 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Street Gutter to Let: Kerb-Based With Seasonal Water Feature ⛈️

Disgusted Businessman - Sleeping is Communism
January 29, 2026January 29, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE COLUMN: Disgusted Businessman – Sleeping is Communism 💤

Washing hands after using the toilet is unnecessary
January 27, 2026January 27, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I don’t wash my hands after I pee…” 🚽

Bread Bin to Let
January 26, 2026January 26, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Bread Bin to Let: Prime Kitchen Top Location (£1,600 p/m) 🍞

F1 the Movie with Brad Pitt
January 21, 2026January 21, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

F1 the Movie: Absurd Take on Formula One is Lots of Fun 🏎️

The Horror of Coffee Grounds
January 20, 2026January 20, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband REFUSES to clear away COFFEE GROUNDS!” ☕

Bench to let for renters
January 19, 2026January 19, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Bench to Let: Delightful Hyper-Open-Plan in Micro-Unit Location

Delightful cave to rent
January 12, 2026January 12, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cave to Let: Caveshare With Sabre-Toothed Tiger 🐯

Husbands STINKS the house out with KIPPERS!
January 6, 2026January 4, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband STINKS the house out with KIPPERS!” 🐟

Ditch to Let: Monthly Cost and Only One Rotting Corpse
January 5, 2026January 5, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Ditch to Let: 1 Hole (£1,001 p/m), 1 Corpse, No Pets 🛖

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 24, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Professional Moron's Shambles 2025 in Review
December 31, 2025January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Bumbling Blogging: PM’s Shambles 2025 in Review 🟡

Life After Streaming: Returning to Blu-ray and DVDs
December 26, 2025December 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Life After Streaming: Returning to Blu-ray and DVDs 🍿

Santa's Christmas Day Report 2025
December 25, 2025December 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Christmas Day Report 2025 💥

Santa's Sprouts Shambles
December 20, 2025December 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: A Massive Order of Sprouts 🥬

Husband buys wife a pet goat for Christmas
December 16, 2025December 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband got me a pet goat for Christmas…” 🐐

Santa's court order to write Christmas cards
December 12, 2025December 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Court Order to Send Xmas Cards 😡

Christmas Carols Ruined by Ultra-Processed Foods (UPFs)
December 9, 2025December 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Carols Ruined by Ultra-Processed Foods (UPFs) ⚠️🧑‍🎄🚨

A man performative reading to try and impress a woman
December 8, 2025December 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Will performative reading bag me the babes?!” 📚

Santa and the arctic fox
December 6, 2025December 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Clever Arctic Fox 🦊

A man with a disgusting nose in the workplace
December 1, 2025December 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Noses at Work: The Strict Guidelines Regarding Honkers 👃

Santa's Toilet Dilemma
November 28, 2025November 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Cesspit Dilemma 🚽

Birthday Heist on the Hillside Yetch jigsaw puzzle
November 26, 2025December 14, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

All Glory to the Birthday Heist on the Hillside Jigsaw 🧩🎂

When your boyfriend uses ketchup all over everything
November 24, 2025November 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend covers ALL his food in ketchup!” 🍅

Santa's Honeymoon with beaches, snow, and explosions
November 21, 2025November 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas’ HONEYMOON!!! 🏖️

Tribute to Mani of The Stone Roses
November 20, 2025November 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Mani of The Stone Roses Tribute 🍋

Femke Bol and the art of winning from behind
November 18, 2025November 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Femke Bol and the Art of Winning From Behind 🥇

Day 3 of Hyper Japan in Manchester
November 17, 2025November 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Konnichiwa to Hyper Japan in Manchester 🍙🎴🏯🥢

Santa Claus just got married
November 15, 2025November 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas Marries AI 💑👰💍

The joys of tiger parenting
November 10, 2025November 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “We’re TIGER parents and bloody proud of it, too!” 🐯

Crazy Santa and 500 tonnes of champagne
November 8, 2025November 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: 500 Tonnes of Champagne 🍾

Welcome to Bonfire Night and the history of Guy Fawkes
November 5, 2025November 5, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on Guy Fawkes Night From an English Person 🎇🧨

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