Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Agony Aunt: “Rate this patented Bee My Valentine dating plan!”
Sunshine Blogger Award #2: We Answer Some Questions
Awakenings: Introspective Medical Drama on Discovering Life
The World’s Tallest Filing Cabinet is in Burlington, VT
An Ode to Video Game Music
An Ode to Video Game Sound Effects
Downwell: We Damn Well Love This Indie Gem
FAQs – Valentine’s Day: How to “be” someone’s valentine etc.
Exclusive Invention: Chopping Board Games
The Last Samurai: Underrated Epic With an On-Form Cruise
Aliens Seeking Humans: Dating For Universal Conquest & Destruction
Email & Letter Sign-Offs: How to End Your Discourse
Super Mario Sunshine: Quicker Than a Ray of Light
Castlevania: The Ultra-Difficult NES Romp of Yore
Utopia for Realists by Rutger Bregman
Ravenous’ Soundtrack: Banjos, Existential Dismay, & Quirk
Exclusive Invention: The Sleeping Bag Bag (for sleep excellence)
True Lies: An Excellent Film – A Truthful Lie
Agony Aunt: “Scientific postulations on the basis of all men being bastards”
Chopsticks VS Chapsticks: Which is the Best Eating Implement?
Rayman Origins’ Soundtrack: Celebrating This Wonderful Thing
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker is Just Super
Short Story: Voice
The Beautiful Brain: The Drawings of Santiago Ramón y Cajal
Kodama: Celebrating Japanese Forest Spirits
Agony Aunt: “I’m dating myself, but I’m getting on my nerves!”
The Terminator: It’ll Be Back (for another showing on TV)
FAQs – Swearing: Should You Be So Obscene?
How to Punch Someone in the Face
Gris: Swoon Over This Artistic Wonder of an Indie Game
No Man’s Sky: Catching Up With the Controversial Indie Title
The First Circle by Alexandr Solzhenitsyn
Chopsticks Make Your Eating Elegant & Precise
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating a cement mixer – advice needed!”
Life of Brian: Worshipping Monty Python’s Masterpiece
FAQs – Marriage: How to Say “I don’t” & How to Wear That Dress
