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Author: Mr. Wapojif

I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
May 3, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

World Domination: Part 1—Going For Glory

A funny looking alpaca
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Some Really Weird & Cute Looking Animals

April 21, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How to be a Chinese Dwarf Hamster

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5 Disgusting Looking Sandwiches

History
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Three Notable Eccentrics From History

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Some Reasons Why Cheese Is Ace

Shelves
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Shelves: A Brief History

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Weird Foods We Found On The Internet

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The Who’s Keith Moon Asked To Perform At 2012 London Olympics

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Fashion Guide: Your Moronic Tips From Total Fashionistas

Stuff
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Stuff Explained: Life & Other Things Covered at Random

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April 5, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

10 Funny Meals To Make Over The Easter Weekend

Vibrant colours for Easter eggs
April 4, 2012March 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Six Interesting Facts About Easter Eggs

April 3, 2012March 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Weekly Column!

Rayman Origins
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Rayman Origins: Solving All of Life’s Ills

April Fool's Day
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April Fool’s Day: Amazing Tricks to Play

We Need To Talk About Kevin
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We Need To Talk About Kevin: Dark Drama About Violence

Beans on Toast
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Baked Beans: Some Stupid False Facts

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10 Amazing Things To Do This Weekend

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10 Ace Jobs That Don’t Exist—But Should

March 13, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Weekly Column: He’s Not Gone Mental!

Love Actually
March 12, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Dating Column

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March 8, 2012April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Celebrities: If They Hadn’t Been Good At The Day Job

March 5, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Santa’s Weekly Column #2

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March 3, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Diary of a Wellington Inspector

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How To Keep Fit Whilst Being Around Food

LOL
February 22, 2012April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How LOL And ROFLMAO Destroyed The World

February 21, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

World Exclusive: Santa’s Weekly Column #1

Sandwiches
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Top 10 Best Sandwiches That Don’t Exist

The Spammock (a hammock made of Spam)
February 19, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Spammock (a hammock made from spam)

Sunday
February 19, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Sunday Update: Adventures in Blogging & Life Land

February 18, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron: Our First Blog Post

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