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Category: Haiku Friday

I am ditzy
May 8, 2020May 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: The Halfwit Poem & Song

Stay at home - a cartoon man watching westerns on his TV-min
April 30, 2020April 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Self-Isolation: Haiku Poetic Lockdown Special #2

Stay at home in self-isolation for coronavirus
April 23, 2020April 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Self-Isolation: Haiku Lockdown Poetic Special

A bride and groom walking in a field of sunflowers
February 21, 2020February 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Wedding Haiku Special: Fall in Love With Our Words

Autumn
October 18, 2019October 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #9: Autumn & Autumnal Illness Special

Gamepad with yellow in the background
September 6, 2019July 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #8: Video Game & Gaming Thing Special

A cocktail on a beach during summer
August 8, 2019August 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #7: Summer Special

A flower in a book of poetry
June 21, 2019June 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #6: Fashion for the Fashionista

Man falling asleep over some poems
June 14, 2019June 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #5: Bodily Functions Special

A page of poems
June 7, 2019June 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #4: Sporting Special

Letters on a page
May 31, 2019June 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #3: Foodie Special

Haiku in Japanese
May 17, 2019June 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #2: Delve Into Our Poetic World

Poetry book and haikus
May 3, 2019June 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #1: Professional Moron Does Japanese Poetry

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