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A pregnant woman sitting down holding her stomach with a dog at her feet.
February 2, 2021January 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I tell if I’m pregnant?”

Magical Place Toys R Us advert from 1990
February 1, 2021February 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Toys “R” Us Magical Place Christmas TV Advert Debate

Johnny Herbert in the Benetton at Rio in 1989.
January 30, 2021February 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Johnny Herbert: The Inspiring Superhuman F1 Comeback Driver

A couple holding hands in public on a sunny day.
January 28, 2021January 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend won’t hold hands in public!”

Two colleagues discuss paperwork by pointing with their pens. They may be flirting.
January 26, 2021January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Controlling Flirting at Work: How to Keep Employees Docile

Two businessmen shaking hands to the backdrop of money.
January 21, 2021January 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Nail Picking at Work: Your Business’ Policy

Human feet made out in the shape of rocks on a sandy beach
January 19, 2021January 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

What’s the Greatest Human Foot in History?

A retro cartoon horror scream
January 5, 2021January 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Screaming at Work: Managing Your Employees’ Vocal Exclamations

New Year's resolution list for 2021
January 4, 2021January 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are some realistic New Year’s resolutions?”

A crowd of friends clinking alcoholc beverages
January 1, 2021January 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I deal with my NYE party hangover?!”

A Norwegian lemming emerging from a rock
December 31, 2020December 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Norwegian Lemmings: About These Little Lunatics

Toy figurines singing Christmas carols
December 29, 2020December 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

10 Christmas Carols Ruined by Adding “Athlete’s Foot” to the Title

A selection of Christmas presents
December 28, 2020December 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Disaster (and some good bits)

Punch's satirical picture of a Victorian-era crinoline
December 22, 2020February 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Crinolines: Disturbing History of Victorian Era Petticoats & Skirts

Three cartoon salesmen with a brown background
December 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a salesman and keeps trying to swindle me!”

An eyeball of a man jealous of a couple kissing
December 18, 2020January 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend is the jealous type!”

A detective examining some fingerprints
December 15, 2020December 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Detective Moron: “Find out if my husband is having an affair!”

A cartoon snowman in the snow at Christmas
December 14, 2020December 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Statement: Christmas is Not on Track

A boy with acne
December 11, 2020December 31, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How does one deal with acne?”

Le Pétomane (Joseph Pujol)
December 10, 2020December 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Le Pétomane: The Awesome Absurdity of France’s Top Flatulist

Trigger Happy TV
December 9, 2020December 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Trigger Happy TV: The Fast-Paced Hidden Camera Show

A Santa Claus toy model
December 8, 2020December 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Santa Pants Conundrum

A toilet in a modern bathroom
December 7, 2020August 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps peeing on the toilet seat!”

A man with a big bushy beard
December 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Growing a Beard: The Common Mistakes Men (and women) Make

Romain Grosjean driving the Haas. Davide Gennaro, Getty Images
December 3, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Romain Grosjean: Frenchman’s Heroic F1 Survival

A woman reading a book
December 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband can’t read and write!”

An assortment of vegetables
November 30, 2020November 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Are vegetables good for you, really?”

A love heart in cartoon red
November 23, 2020November 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I know if I’ve fallen in love?!”

Santa just says ho
November 20, 2020March 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s New Office!

Scottish icons, including haggis
November 19, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haggis: Scottish Dish Also in Earthworm Jim

Kākāpō parrot
November 16, 2020November 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Kākāpō: New Zealand’s Bird of the Year 2020 (is also podgy)

The moronic survey 2020
November 12, 2020November 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Moronic Survey 2020: Take Part in it Now, Dammit!

Professional Moron as a scarecrow
November 10, 2020October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Art Special: The Professional Moron Scarecrow

A Santa hat on a picket fence line in the snow.
November 9, 2020November 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Working 9 to 5 past 3 am (& US Election 2020 Response)

November 7, 2020November 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Reblog: Princess Blue Holly vs Etamilc Egnahc

An assortment of fun marzipan shapes for a dessert.
November 3, 2020November 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Join the Masters of Marzipan cult!”

A Christmas snow seen, with trees and frost.
November 2, 2020November 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Hiring a Health & Safety Officer

Gout DNA strand
October 29, 2020October 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Do I have gout or rabies?”

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