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Category: Special Features

An assortment of vegetables
November 30, 2020November 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Are vegetables good for you, really?”

A love heart in cartoon red
November 23, 2020November 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I know if I’ve fallen in love?!”

Santa just says ho
November 20, 2020March 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s New Office!

Scottish icons, including haggis
November 19, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haggis: Scottish Dish Also in Earthworm Jim

Kākāpō parrot
November 16, 2020November 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Kākāpō: New Zealand’s Bird of the Year 2020 (is also podgy)

The moronic survey 2020
November 12, 2020November 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Moronic Survey 2020: Take Part in it Now, Dammit!

Professional Moron as a scarecrow
November 10, 2020October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Art Special: The Professional Moron Scarecrow

A Santa hat on a picket fence line in the snow.
November 9, 2020November 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Working 9 to 5 past 3 am (& US Election 2020 Response)

November 7, 2020November 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Reblog: Princess Blue Holly vs Etamilc Egnahc

An assortment of fun marzipan shapes for a dessert.
November 3, 2020November 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Join the Masters of Marzipan cult!”

A Christmas snow seen, with trees and frost.
November 2, 2020November 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Hiring a Health & Safety Officer

Gout DNA strand
October 29, 2020October 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Do I have gout or rabies?”

A crowd of people, possibly in a cult
October 27, 2020October 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has joined a cult!”

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer smiling at Christmas
October 26, 2020October 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas & Coronavirus

A man multitasking very well, so he can't be wrong.
October 23, 2020October 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a workaholic!”

Guybrush Threepwood in the Curse of Monkey Island near to a spittoon.
October 20, 2020April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Spittoons: What Were These Gross Things?

Fingers on a hand hanging out in a moment of love.
October 19, 2020August 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Raising a Pinky Finger When Drinking: Why Do We Do That?

A man slumped at a bar hungover with a bottle of alcohol
October 13, 2020October 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop getting hangovers?!”

A man holding his knuckles out to crack them
October 12, 2020October 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Knuckle Cracking at Work: What is the Law?

Someone walking down stairs with a close up of a big toe
October 6, 2020October 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I stubbed my big toe and it hurts!”

Silhouettes of employees at work
October 5, 2020October 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Employee Lateness: How to Crack Down on Tomfoolery

A dizzy spell in the countryside.
October 1, 2020September 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why am I so dizzy, dammit?”

Deep space with billions of planets and stars
September 29, 2020September 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Business Health & Safety Requirements in Space

A woman laughing.
September 28, 2020September 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My wife’s laugh really annoys me!”

A bald man with a gold chain around his neck.
September 24, 2020September 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop going bald?!”

A man holding a pet dog in the sunshine.
September 22, 2020September 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My dogs don’t social distance, will I go to jail?!”

A cartoon baby sneezing because of the common cold.
September 18, 2020March 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I recover from a cold?”

Two women employees in cartoon form, one of whom is sneezing whilst the other is annoyed by this.
September 17, 2020September 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to Manage Sneezing at Work

A man saying he itches a lot
September 14, 2020September 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband itches himself at embarrassing times!”

A Reply Guy sitting behind his Apple Mac computer.
September 11, 2020September 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Reply Guys: Documenting This Responsive Online Craze

Is active voice bad or good?
September 10, 2020September 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Active Voice: Time to Get Passive-Aggressive About Sentences

Some skimming stone pebbles under water
September 8, 2020September 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Stone Skimming (Skipping): The Relaxing Pursuit of Legends

A head louse lying on its back in the dark
September 7, 2020September 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have head lice and nits!”

September 6, 2020September 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Live from Manchester UK—Graffiti!

Jochen Rindt smoking before an F1 race.
September 5, 2020November 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jochen Rindt: Tribute on F1 Driver’s 50th Anniversary

A toilet with a red tiled background
September 3, 2020September 3, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps clogging the toilet!”

Oranges hanging in a tree
September 1, 2020August 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have scurvy! What do I do?” 

Fresh vegetables piled together
August 25, 2020August 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I make my kids eat vegetables?”

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