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Category: Special Features

Facts and a magnifying glass
June 28, 2019June 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

50 Fun Friday Facts

Two feet
June 24, 2019June 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m in love with my right foot. How do I marry it?”

A sink with a towel
June 17, 2019June 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend leaves stubble all over the sink!”

We are hiring
June 13, 2019June 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

We’re Hiring: Our Last Apprentice Died Hideously… Sign On Up!

An angry man in a hoodie
June 11, 2019June 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “You made me put the toilet seat down & you will pay!”

Sauna
June 6, 2019November 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

World Sauna Championships: How to Not Hold an Event

A toilet with the seat up
June 5, 2019June 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps leaving the toilet seat up!”

A toothbrush and toothpaste
May 30, 2019May 30, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Why Does Orange Juice Taste Bad After Brushing Your Teeth?

A female runner smiling like crazy
May 27, 2019June 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Our marriage is over competitive & it’s dangerous!”

Union Jack flag of England
May 22, 2019May 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The UN’s Damning Verdict on Tory-Driven Extreme Poverty in the UK

Human sounds, such as boom
May 21, 2019May 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Animal Noises VS Human Noises

Brienne of Tarth
May 14, 2019May 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Brienne of Tarth: Celebrating This Most Excellent & Noble Knight

BBC Test Card F
May 13, 2019April 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

BBC Test Card F: Explaining What the Hell That Thing Was

A baby looking surprised
May 9, 2019August 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Big Business Capitalism Destroying Planet… ZOMG, a Royal Baby!

A woman getting married with a bunch of flowers
May 6, 2019May 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m jealous my bestie is getting married before me!”

Moronic yellow
May 6, 2019May 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

P-P-P-Patreon: Professional Moron’s Tyrannical Plans

A slug
April 30, 2019April 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Beatles Songs Ruined By Adding “Slug” Into The Title

A hummingbird retrieving nectar from a plant.
April 29, 2019April 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Hummingbirds: Tribute to These Hyperactive Sorts

Keyboard
April 26, 2019December 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Touch Typing: How to Type Like a Bolt of Lightning

Mittens
April 22, 2019April 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell when I’ve fallen in glove?”

Seagulls
April 16, 2019April 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Seagulls Stomping: They Caw Dance, But Not Sing

An apple
April 8, 2019July 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Eating Apples at Work: Why it’s Disgusting & we Hate You For it

April 5, 2019April 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Saturn Devouring His Son: Goya’s Dark Take On Greek Mythology

Brexit
April 4, 2019April 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Will John Bercow Yelling “Order!” Solve The Brexit Nightmare?

Good looking happy young couple cycling in a field
March 29, 2019March 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do my wife and me get more attractive?”

Bird Photo Booth 2.0
March 28, 2019March 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Bird Photo Booth 2.0 & Ostdrossel’s Fabulous Hungry Birds

Dennis Pennis
March 26, 2019January 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dennis Pennis: The Celebrity Interviewer Ready With Insults

Man with extra arms
March 21, 2019March 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has grown a third arm and it’s gross!”

An assortment of potatoes
March 18, 2019March 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Classic Novels Ruined By Adding “Potatoes” Into The Title

Never stop laughing
March 15, 2019December 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Canned Laughter: The Origins of Automated “Aahahaha!” Oddness

A bridge in Vermont
March 12, 2019March 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Vermont: Professional Moron Hits America!

People in a meeting lookig happy staring at a laptop
March 11, 2019March 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Office Meetings: An Uncomfortably Lengthy Spiel (blogger challenge)

Kneecaps after an X ray
February 28, 2019February 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Famous Proverbs Ruined By Adding “Kneecaps” Into Them

Japanese dwarf flying squirrel
February 22, 2019August 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Japanese Dwarf Flying Squirrel: The Cutest Rodent on Earth?

Strike
February 19, 2019February 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron is on STRIKE!

Teapot with some tea stewing and a cup
February 18, 2019April 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Teapots: A Brief History of These Epic Vessels

Frogmouth solomon's birds in Thattekad Kerala India
February 15, 2019April 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Frogmouth: Celebrating This Bizarre Birdo Species

Bumble bee
February 14, 2019February 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Rate this patented Bee My Valentine dating plan!”

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