Category: Special Features
P-P-P-Patreon: Professional Moron’s Tyrannical Plans
15 Beatles Songs Ruined By Adding “Slug” Into The Title
Hummingbirds: Tribute to These Hyperactive Sorts
Touch Typing: How to Type Like a Bolt of Lightning
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell when I’ve fallen in glove?”
Seagulls Stomping: They Caw Dance, But Not Sing
Eating Apples at Work: Why it’s Disgusting & we Hate You For it
Saturn Devouring His Son: Goya’s Dark Take On Greek Mythology
Will John Bercow Yelling “Order!” Solve The Brexit Nightmare?
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do my wife and me get more attractive?”
Bird Photo Booth 2.0 & Ostdrossel’s Fabulous Hungry Birds
Dennis Pennis: The Celebrity Interviewer Ready With Insults
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has grown a third arm and it’s gross!”
15 Classic Novels Ruined By Adding “Potatoes” Into The Title
Canned Laughter: The Origins of Automated “Aahahaha!” Oddness
Vermont: Professional Moron Hits America!
Office Meetings: An Uncomfortably Lengthy Spiel (blogger challenge)
15 Famous Proverbs Ruined By Adding “Kneecaps” Into Them
Japanese Dwarf Flying Squirrel: The Cutest Rodent on Earth?
Professional Moron is on STRIKE!
Teapots: A Brief History of These Epic Vessels
The Frogmouth: Celebrating This Bizarre Birdo Species
Agony Aunt: “Rate this patented Bee My Valentine dating plan!”
Sunshine Blogger Award #2: We Answer Some Questions
Aliens Seeking Humans: Dating For Universal Conquest & Destruction
Agony Aunt: “Scientific postulations on the basis of all men being bastards”
Kodama: Celebrating Japanese Forest Spirits
Agony Aunt: “I’m dating myself, but I’m getting on my nerves!”
How to Punch Someone in the Face
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating a cement mixer – advice needed!”
Phineas Gage: History’s Great Brain Injury Survivor
IQ Test: Find Out How Bright You Is With Are Free Test
Kimi Raikkonen: In Praise of the Weirdly Charismatic F1 Driver
Cats Jumping: Celebrating Feline Leaping Skills
15 Films Ruined By Adding “Plague” Into The Title
Lonely Hearts Column 2019: Men Seeking Women
