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Category: Special Features

Manchester city centre with buildings and apartment blocks
January 14, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Flatmates & Neighbours: The Very Best of Our Rental History

Alex the Honking Bird logo
January 10, 2020April 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Alex the Honking Bird: A Birdo Just Has to Honk

Business mission statement
January 9, 2020August 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

20 FREE Mission Statements For Businesses

Crazy ex-boyfriends - a guy wielding an axe
January 7, 2020November 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! What do I do about my crazy exes?!”

Taki Inoue driving his Footwork F1 car
January 6, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Taki Inoue: The Worst F1 Driver Ever?

A love heart tied to some rope
January 3, 2020March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Women Seeking Women Special!

Love hearts in a crossword puzzle
January 2, 2020January 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Men Seeking Men Special!

Women seeking men in dating
December 31, 2019December 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Women Seeking Men Special!

A man dating a woman in a Santa hat
December 30, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Men Seeking Women Special!

Christmas Dayy Santa and snow with a baubel
December 26, 2019April 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Day Report 2019

Skyrim
December 24, 2019December 21, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Skyrim Acting: Real Life Depictions of Dodgy AI & Bugs

Santa Claus picking up a Christmas item
December 23, 2019December 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Maladies & Mobilty Scooters

The Secret Policeman's Ball
December 20, 2019April 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Secret Policeman’s Ball: “Will this wind, be so mighty?” & The End of the World

A sleepy looking pug on a bed
December 19, 2019August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: How to Fall Asleep

A nagging woman
December 18, 2019December 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop the wife nagging?”

Winter Wonderlad
December 16, 2019March 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Bone-Crunching Accidents & Online Dating

Brexit and the EU
December 14, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: The UK Enters a New Era (of crap)

Pitcairn Island
December 13, 2019April 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Pitcairn Island: Live the Dream in Paradise?

A football crowd at a match one beautiful evening
December 12, 2019December 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband is a football hooligan!”

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
December 10, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion’s AI is a Beautiful Thing

Christmas gifts in multicoloured boxes
December 9, 2019December 31, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Terrifying Stocking Fillers & Santa Joins Instagram!

Vote with hands reaching out to it
December 6, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

General Election 2019: Professional Moron’s Guide to English Politics

Blogging on WordPress
December 5, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Questions… Answered! From Extra Life

Disciplinary hearing
December 4, 2019December 3, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boss has called me to a disciplinary meeting!”

Let it snow!
December 2, 2019December 2, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Ho, Ho, Ho! Lots of Snow & Swearing!

A crocodile lying beside a pond
November 28, 2019November 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband bought our son a pet crocodile!”

On White II by Vassily Kandinsky
November 26, 2019October 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

On White II: Wassily Kandinsky & Synesthesia (hearing colours)

Season's Greetings Christmas card with polar bears
November 25, 2019November 26, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Father Christmas Engages Nice Mode

Super Mario Kart on the SNES
November 22, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mike Matei & Super Mario Kart—F1 Tracks Hack Amusement

YouTube Christmas Santa stream
November 18, 2019November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: YouTube Live Streaming Chaos & A Day Off

A stick man urinating into a toilet
November 14, 2019November 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is driving me insane by peeing into the middle of the toilet!”

Pollution coming out of a chimney during a sunset
November 11, 2019November 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Silent Night, Holy Coup D’état (and pollution)

A woman eating her food with a fork, probably a romantic dinner
November 7, 2019November 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our marriage is being tested by our dinner plans!”

An angel at Christmas
November 4, 2019November 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Holidays in Skegness & Full-Scale Riots

Technical issues
November 1, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron: Technical Issues and a Blast From the Past

Chess in a vibrant setting
October 31, 2019November 2, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I keep getting divorced because of board games (and anger management issues)!”

White Bellbird
October 29, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

White Bellbird: Salutations to the WORLD’S LOUDEST BIRD!!

Relax at Christmas with balls
October 28, 2019October 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Work-Life Balance & Deprivation Tanks for Relaxation

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