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Category: Special Features

A stick man urinating into a toilet
November 14, 2019November 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is driving me insane by peeing into the middle of the toilet!”

Pollution coming out of a chimney during a sunset
November 11, 2019November 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Silent Night, Holy Coup D’état (and pollution)

A woman eating her food with a fork, probably a romantic dinner
November 7, 2019November 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our marriage is being tested by our dinner plans!”

An angel at Christmas
November 4, 2019November 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Holidays in Skegness & Full-Scale Riots

Technical issues
November 1, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron: Technical Issues and a Blast From the Past

Chess in a vibrant setting
October 31, 2019November 2, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I keep getting divorced because of board games (and anger management issues)!”

White Bellbird
October 29, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

White Bellbird: Salutations to the WORLD’S LOUDEST BIRD!!

Relax at Christmas with balls
October 28, 2019October 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Work-Life Balance & Deprivation Tanks for Relaxation

Interview
October 25, 2019August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Wapojif Q&A: Getting to know the Professional Moron Editor

Agony aunt and agony in an ambulance
October 22, 2019October 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m in physical agony, what should I do!?”

Santa Claus is drunk
October 21, 2019October 21, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The War Effort and Opinions on Marmalade

A toilet paper roll
October 17, 2019October 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Romantic Films Ruined By Adding “Toilet Paper” Into The Title

Office printer
October 15, 2019October 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m an all-in-one printer looking for love!”

Santa Claus model in the snow
October 14, 2019October 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: It’s War!

A softboi man
October 10, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Softbois: Examining This Man Bloke Dating Phenomena

Christmas balls
October 8, 2019October 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: UN Interference and a New Nuclear Age

Graham Chapman in Life of Brian
October 4, 2019December 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Graham Chapman: Remembering the Monty Python Star

Rugby players playing rugby on a grass pitch
October 3, 2019October 3, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My flirting strategy keeps landing me in jail!”

Santa Claus in red
October 1, 2019October 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Agadoo, Ice, Dead Elves, & Celeb Journos

A cockatoo
September 27, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cockatoos: Quirky Sorts With an Anarchic Streak

Nurburgring 1999 and Stewart
September 26, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

F1 Nurburgring 1999: 20th Anniversary of Dramatic Epic

Santa Claus
September 23, 2019September 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Column: When Santa Got Stuck In the Toilet

Patsy Stone
September 17, 2019September 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Patsy Stone: A Tribute to a Classy Lady

An elf
September 16, 2019September 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Column: Hiring James the Janitor & “Some” Elves

Romantic chocolates of love
September 12, 2019January 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I make romantic gestures to my woman?”

A janitor mopping the floor
September 10, 2019September 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Job Spec: Janitor for Santa Claus (North Pole)

Ice crystal
September 9, 2019September 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: Thawing out the factory (and frozen limbs)

Overhead projector
September 5, 2019September 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Overhead Projectors: The Object, The Myth, And The Legend

The Simpson's house in Springfield
September 2, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Flanderisation: How Successful Shows Ruin Themselves

A drum stick
August 30, 2019March 31, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Jonathan Moffett: Michael Jackson’s Drummer Extraordinaire

Sunshine Blogger Challenge
August 29, 2019February 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Sunshine & Lollipops Blogger Award 64

A lion yawning
August 27, 2019August 27, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why does my boyfriend want ‘lions’?!”

A bride and groom getting married
August 26, 2019February 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Schwarzenegger Weddings: Get Hitched As Big Arnie Quips!

Cushions
August 20, 2019August 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend HATES cushions! Should I make him suffer?!”

Donkey Kong arcade game
August 19, 2019October 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Universal City Studios V Nintendo: How Not to Sue Someone

Beyond Burger
August 16, 2019February 3, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Beyond Burger: Cooking Up This Vegan Thing

The Professional Moron Festival
August 15, 2019August 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Festival: Three Hours of Stupidity

Plums
August 12, 2019May 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Synchronicity: Plum Pudding & Monsieur de Fontgibu

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