Category: Special Features
Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Day Post-Mortem
Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Tin Opener
The Max Headroom Broadcast Intrusion: Eerie TV History
Rain Sounds: Effective Sleeping Method #51
Christmas Party: Time to Make Some Shapes
Exclusive Santa Column: A Day in the Life of Mrs. Santa Claus
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I married a man… but it turns out it’s an alien!”
Q&A With Your Learned Subject… Professional Moron!
Professional Moron is Ill
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I bloody well online date?!”
The New Seasons: Introducing 10 BRAND NEW Seasons
Exclusive Santa Column: Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus’ Romantic Dinner
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve fallen in love with me… & the wife is angry!”
Nyango Star: The World’s Best Cat Mascot Drummer
Exclusive Santa Column: Government Inspection & Introducing Nude Working Days!
Kererū Pigeon: New Zealand’s (Drunk) Bird of the Year 2018
The Dating Diary of Dickhead Deirdre #1: Plumber Dave
The Running of the Cheese: Danger in the Name of Dairy
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I propose to my girlfriend (so that she becomes my wife)?”
Poverty in the UK: If you’re poor, you should work harder
Exclusive Santa Column: The Importance of Welcome Mats (that don’t maim anyone)
Exclusive Santa Column: Quantitive & Qualitative Product Delineation (Plus a Clogged Toilet)
The Dunning-Kruger Effect: Let Us Consider This Stupid Phenomenon
Pigeons: In Praise Of These Epic Little Winged Beasts
Exclusive Santa Column: Singles, Shingles, Gout, & Yuletide Prep
People Are Strange: Contemplating The Doors’ Classic (& Strangeness)
Exclusive Santa Claus Column 2018: Morose Grumblings As Santa Returns For XMas
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I want to be an agony aunt! How do I do it?!”
10 High-Concept Movie Pitches For Hollywood
Emotional Intelligence Test: Find Out How Smart You Is (and are)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I know when I’ve found The One?!”
Rollin’ Wild: Ballooned 3D Super Animals Are Fun
Vinyl Painting: Continuing Our Relaxing Stuff Spree
10 Proven & Viable Excuses For Missing a Day At Work
Speedrunning Video Games: Have a Gander at this Phenomenon
15 Films Improved By Adding “Scurvy” Into The Title
