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Party drinks
December 27, 2018December 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our office Christmas bash was a disaster!”

Christmas Day presents
December 26, 2018December 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Day Post-Mortem

Tins
December 21, 2018December 21, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Tin Opener

Max Headroom Broadcast Intrusion
December 20, 2018August 2, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Max Headroom Broadcast Intrusion: Eerie TV History

Rain
December 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Rain Sounds: Effective Sleeping Method #51

Chavs slumped over unconscious
December 14, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Party: Time to Make Some Shapes

Mrs. Santa Claus
December 7, 2018December 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: A Day in the Life of Mrs. Santa Claus

Alien
December 3, 2018December 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I married a man… but it turns out it’s an alien!”

Question
November 29, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Q&A With Your Learned Subject… Professional Moron!

Ill
November 25, 2018November 25, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron is Ill

Woman at a computer
November 15, 2018November 16, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I bloody well online date?!”

Autumn
November 12, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The New Seasons: Introducing 10 BRAND NEW Seasons

Romantic dinner
November 5, 2018November 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus’ Romantic Dinner

Weightlifting
October 30, 2018October 30, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve fallen in love with me… & the wife is angry!”

Nyango Star
October 28, 2018July 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Nyango Star: The World’s Best Cat Mascot Drummer

Business inspection
October 26, 2018March 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Government Inspection & Introducing Nude Working Days!

Kererū pigeon beak
October 21, 2018February 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Kererū Pigeon: New Zealand’s (Drunk) Bird of the Year 2018

Angry face
October 19, 2018October 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Dating Diary of Dickhead Deirdre #1: Plumber Dave

Running of the cheese
October 17, 2018November 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Running of the Cheese: Danger in the Name of Dairy

Couple proposing
October 15, 2018February 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I propose to my girlfriend (so that she becomes my wife)?”

Poverty in the UK
October 13, 2018November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Poverty in the UK: If you’re poor, you should work harder

Welcome mat
October 12, 2018October 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Importance of Welcome Mats (that don’t maim anyone)

Someone pointing at a graph in a business decision
October 5, 2018October 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Quantitive & Qualitative Product Delineation (Plus a Clogged Toilet)

Ignorance
October 2, 2018March 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Dunning-Kruger Effect: Let Us Consider This Stupid Phenomenon

Pigeon
September 30, 2018July 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Pigeons: In Praise Of These Epic Little Winged Beasts

Christmas cheer
September 28, 2018September 28, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singles, Shingles, Gout, & Yuletide Prep

People Are Strange by The Doors
September 23, 2018July 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

People Are Strange: Contemplating The Doors’ Classic (& Strangeness)

Christmas 2019 with a girl watching Santa in the snow
September 21, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column 2018: Morose Grumblings As Santa Returns For XMas

Aaaarrghhh
September 14, 2018September 14, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I want to be an agony aunt! How do I do it?!”

Movie making equipment
September 11, 2018September 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 High-Concept Movie Pitches For Hollywood

Emotions
September 10, 2018December 31, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Emotional Intelligence Test: Find Out How Smart You Is (and are)

1
September 6, 2018September 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I know when I’ve found The One?!”

Rollin' Wild
September 5, 2018September 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Rollin’ Wild: Ballooned 3D Super Animals Are Fun

Remi Cabarrou vinyl painting
September 5, 2018September 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Vinyl Painting: Continuing Our Relaxing Stuff Spree

Commuting train
September 4, 2018September 4, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 Proven & Viable Excuses For Missing a Day At Work

Video game controller
September 2, 2018July 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Speedrunning Video Games: Have a Gander at this Phenomenon

Tangerines
August 28, 2018August 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Improved By Adding “Scurvy” Into The Title

August 26, 2018August 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Three Tips To Becoming A Costume Designer – Resa McConaghy

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