Category: Special Features
Aliens Seeking Humans: Dating For Universal Conquest & Destruction
Agony Aunt: “Scientific postulations on the basis of all men being bastards”
Kodama: Celebrating Japanese Forest Spirits
Agony Aunt: “I’m dating myself, but I’m getting on my nerves!”
How to Punch Someone in the Face
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating a cement mixer – advice needed!”
Phineas Gage: History’s Great Brain Injury Survivor
IQ Test: Find Out How Bright You Is With Are Free Test
Kimi Raikkonen: In Praise of the Weirdly Charismatic F1 Driver
Cats Jumping: Celebrating Feline Leaping Skills
15 Films Ruined By Adding “Plague” Into The Title
Lonely Hearts Column 2019: Men Seeking Women
Lonely Hearts 2019: Women Seeking Men
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our office Christmas bash was a disaster!”
Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Day Post-Mortem
Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Tin Opener
The Max Headroom Broadcast Intrusion: Eerie TV History
Rain Sounds: Effective Sleeping Method #51
Christmas Party: Time to Make Some Shapes
Exclusive Santa Column: A Day in the Life of Mrs. Santa Claus
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I married a man… but it turns out it’s an alien!”
Q&A With Your Learned Subject… Professional Moron!
Professional Moron is Ill
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I bloody well online date?!”
The New Seasons: Introducing 10 BRAND NEW Seasons
Exclusive Santa Column: Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus’ Romantic Dinner
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve fallen in love with me… & the wife is angry!”
Nyango Star: The World’s Best Cat Mascot Drummer
Exclusive Santa Column: Government Inspection & Introducing Nude Working Days!
Kererū Pigeon: New Zealand’s (Drunk) Bird of the Year 2018
The Dating Diary of Dickhead Deirdre #1: Plumber Dave
The Running of the Cheese: Danger in the Name of Dairy
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I propose to my girlfriend (so that she becomes my wife)?”
Poverty in the UK: If you’re poor, you should work harder
Exclusive Santa Column: The Importance of Welcome Mats (that don’t maim anyone)
Exclusive Santa Column: Quantitive & Qualitative Product Delineation (Plus a Clogged Toilet)
