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Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets đź—»

The Handmaiden film by Park Chan-wook
February 4, 2026February 4, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Handmaiden: A Tale of Chaotic Female Liberation 🏯

Tabitha's Tea Shop and Atom Bomb Test Site
June 2, 2022May 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tabitha’s Tea Shop & Atom Bomb Test Site [Sponsored Post]

Frozen the 2010 survival horror film
June 1, 2022June 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Frozen (2010) the Survival Horror Film (and not the Disney flick)

All the greatest kelp hits
May 31, 2022May 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Hit Singles Ruined by Adding “Kelp” Into the Title

Tumbleweed Tuna country music band
May 30, 2022May 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tumbleweed Tuna: The Story of the (fake) Country Music Band

Trek to Yomi the indie game
May 29, 2022May 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Trek to Yomi: Monochromatic Japanese Samurai Carnage

Death's Door the indie game
May 29, 2022May 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Death’s Door: Crow-Based Flappy Action-Adventure Frolic

MoroniCast podcast logo
May 28, 2022June 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast #12: Ramblings on Remote Working

The history of quiche
May 27, 2022May 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Quiche is the French Tart With Pastry & Cheesy Goodness

Bad Bin Bags
May 26, 2022May 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Billy’s Big Bad Bin Bag Business [Sponsored Post]

Best Worst Movie Trolls 2 documentary
May 25, 2022June 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Best Worst Movie: Troll 2 Documentary on Excellent Badness

A group of aliens desperately trying to get a doormat
May 24, 2022May 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #12: Aliens Demanding Doormats

Men wearing shorts during the summer
May 23, 2022May 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I stop men wearing shorts this summer!?”

Outer Wilds the indie game
May 22, 2022May 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Outer Wilds: Glorious Space Exploration With Marshmallows

Gibbon Beyond the Trees
May 22, 2022May 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Gibbon: Beyond the Trees is Ape-Based Endless Runner Magic

Down by the Seaside by Led Zeppelin
May 21, 2022November 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Down by the Seaside With Led Zeppelin’s Underrated Gem

The curtsy in the workplace
May 20, 2022May 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Curtsying at Work: The How, Why, and When of the Polite Bob

A batch of flapjacks (oat bars)
May 19, 2022May 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Flapjacks: Baked Cereal Bar is Rectangular and Golden

Waltz With Bashir the 2008 film
May 18, 2022May 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Waltz With Bashir: Brilliant Documentary on the Lebanon War

Leslie's Lazy Laundry Service
May 17, 2022May 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Leslie’s Lazy Laundry Service [Sponsored Post]

Army of Darkness Japanese poster
May 16, 2022May 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Army of Darkness: “This is my boomstick!” Quote Off!

The best indie games of all time
May 15, 2022January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The 100 Best Indie Games of All Time (2026 Edition) 🎮🕹️👾

The best singing drummers who drum while singing
May 14, 2022September 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Singing Drummers (Ft. Helm, Reni, Taylor)

Flake Chocolate bar
May 13, 2022May 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Flake Chocolate Bar: The Folded Milk Chocolate Oppulence Thing

Carl's Corrupt Car Washing Enterprises Ltd.
May 12, 2022May 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Carl’s Corrupt Car Washing Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Army of Darkness
May 11, 2022May 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Army of Darkness: Ridiculous Fun With Boomsticks & Gore

Earth's violins are under threat from alien abduction
May 10, 2022May 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #12: Violin Hating Aliens Seek Destruction

Piano Jones the Indiana Jones piano
May 9, 2022April 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Piano Jones the Indiana Jones Themed Piano

Gilles Villeneuve in his Ferrari overalls
May 8, 2022May 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Gilles Villeneuve Tribute to the F1 Legend

Dead Souls by Nikolai Gogol
May 7, 2022May 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dead Souls by Nikolai Gogol

2025 Osaka World Expo mascot
May 6, 2022July 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Myaku-Myaku the 2025 Osaka World Expo Mascot

Stunts! With Seriously Stupid Stuart
May 5, 2022April 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

STUNTS! With Seriously Stupid Stuart [Sponsored Post]

Evil Dead 2 - Dead by Dawn
May 4, 2022May 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Evil Dead 2: Surreal Comedy Horror With Chainsaws & Gore!

An alien holding a placard explaining the importance of the Oxford comma
May 3, 2022April 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #11: Pedantic Aliens Demand the Oxford Comma

A woman struggling to open a difficult jar... she needs a man!
May 2, 2022April 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Women keep asking me to open pickle jars!”

Haiku, the Robot
May 1, 2022May 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku, the Robot is Glorious Mechanical Metroidvania Action

Tunic the indie game
May 1, 2022May 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tunic: Instant Indie Game Classic in Fox-Based Adventure

She Bangs the Drums by The Stone Roses
April 30, 2022April 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

She Bangs the Drums is Ecstatic Summer Pop From The Stone Roses 🍋

Haiku Friday - Household Chores Spick & Span Special
April 29, 2022April 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #13: Household Chores Spick & Span Special

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