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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Huntdown the indie game-min
January 30, 2022February 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Huntdown: Enjoy Mayhem in Stylised ’80s Shooter

The Band (Brown Album) eponymous 1969 album
January 29, 2022September 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Band’s Brown Album: Historical Americana From ’69

Banoffee pie
January 28, 2022January 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Banoffee Pie: Banana Happy Dessert Oozes Portmanteau

Psycho Ken's Cooking Oil Recovery Team
January 27, 2022January 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Psycho Ken’s Cooking Oil Recovery Team [Sponsored Post]

Temple Grandin the 2010 film about autism
January 26, 2022January 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Temple Grandin: Danes’ Brilliance in Leading Autism Production

Two very cute examples of latte art
January 25, 2022October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Latte Art: Coffee, Microfoam, and Mini Masterpieces

A man rioting with a bottle that's on fire
January 24, 2022January 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Rioting at Work: Rules and Laws on Workplace Anarchy

Waterworld on the Virtual Boy
January 23, 2022January 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Waterworld on the Virtual Boy: The Blood Red Weirdness Game

Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru on the Game Boy
January 23, 2022January 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru: Japan-Only Game Boy Romp

How Do You Live? by Yoshino Genzaburō
January 22, 2022March 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

How Do You Live? by Yoshino Genzaburō 🍵🧘

Hula Hoops crisps
January 21, 2022January 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Hula Hoops: Hollowed Cylinders Make for Fun Crisps

A moonlit silhouette of a couple with the man proposing
January 20, 2022January 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I need a budget engagement ring for my broad!”

Stray the homeless dog documentary
January 19, 2022January 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Stray: Calming Doggy Tour of Istanbul’s Historic Streets

An employee running at work to meet a timeline
January 18, 2022January 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Running at Work: How to Slow Employees Down

Upper class people enjoying a luncheon
January 17, 2022January 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

10 Hit Singles Ruined By Making Them Upper Class

Firewatch the video game
January 16, 2022January 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Firewatch: A Delightful Adventure (with a HORROR twist!!)

Exo One the indie game
January 16, 2022January 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exo One: Exoplanetary Exploration of Alien Worlds

The best drummers ever
January 15, 2022December 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The 20 Best Drummers Ever! (Reni, Bonham, Liebezeit, Moon!)

Three Eton Mess desserts
January 14, 2022January 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Eton Mess: Upper Class Dessert With Strawberries

Merry Mike's Drunken Martial Arts Classes
January 13, 2022December 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Merry Mike’s Drunken Martial Arts Classes! [Sponsored Post]

Le Week-End the 2013 film
January 12, 2022December 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Le Week-End: Thoughtful Drama About Ageing & Commitment

A love heart in a digital vortex
January 11, 2022March 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2022: Women Seeking Men

A love heart on a keyboard enter key
January 10, 2022January 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2022: Men Seeking Women

Papers, Please the indie game
January 9, 2022January 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Papers, Please: Become Passport Control in Dystopian Simulation

Pony Island the indie game
January 9, 2022January 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Pony Island: Metafictional Game That Gets Angry With You

The Divided Self by R.D. Laing
January 8, 2022January 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Divided Self by R.D. Laing

Pease pudding in a bowl
January 7, 2022December 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pease Pudding: Boiled Legumes Dish Resembling Sludge

A grimacing face anger emoji
January 6, 2022December 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “You’d be prettier if you smiled” Guys Keep Saying

Ponyo by Studio Ghibli
January 5, 2022January 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ponyo: Studio Ghibli’s Aquatic Adventure With a Human Fish

NASTY: The World's Worst Space Program
January 4, 2022December 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

NASTY: Join the World’s WORST Space Program [Sponsored Post]

A cartoon alien on a half Moon with a Christmas tree attached
January 3, 2022January 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #9: Santa Claus Gets Abducted!

Papetura the indie game
January 2, 2022October 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Papetura: Beautiful Paper-Based Indie Game Adventure

Lost Winds 2: Winter of the Melodias
January 2, 2022January 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

LostWinds 2: Winter of the Melodias is Gusty Reminiscing

MoroniCast podcast logo
January 1, 2022January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #7: The Joys of Juggling (skills for 2022)

Stargazy pie with fish poking out of the pie crust
December 31, 2021December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Stargazy Pie: Quirky Fish Dish is a Cornish Delight

A garlic clove
December 30, 2021December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband stinks of garlic!”

My Neighbour Totoro
December 29, 2021December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

My Neighbour Totoro: Fantastical Family Romp With a Furry Beast

Mad Maureen's Magnificent Mud Museum
December 28, 2021December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mad Maureen’s Magnificent Mud Museum [Sponsored Post]

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