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Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

The Handmaiden film by Park Chan-wook
February 4, 2026February 4, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Handmaiden: A Tale of Chaotic Female Liberation 🏯

OneShot the indie game
February 20, 2022February 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

OneShot: Darkness, a Cat Thing, and Story-Driven Puzzles

Retro City Rampage
February 20, 2022February 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Retro City Rampage: Lots of Stuff to Retro Shoot

Professional Moron 10th Anniversary
February 19, 2022April 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast: Professional Moron’s 10th Anniversary Rampage!

Fireworks celebrating a major event
February 19, 2022February 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s 10th Anniversary Celeb Tribute Special!

Professional Moron's 10th Anniversary
February 18, 2022February 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s 10th Anniversary Special

F1 Suzuka 1995
February 17, 2022May 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

F1 Suzuka 1995: Alesi’s Masterclass in Doing Everything For Nothing

The Imposter film from 2012
February 16, 2022February 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Imposter: Confidence Trickster Documentary is Spooky

Dangerous Mary's Horrifying Gardening Co.
February 15, 2022February 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dangerous Mary’s Horrifying Gardening Co. [Sponsored Post]

Employees celebrating in an office by not pushing each other
February 14, 2022February 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Jostling at Work: Laws on Pushing & Elbowing in the Workplace

Metal Slug the original 1996 game
February 13, 2022February 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Metal Slug: More Run-And-Gun Mayhem (huzzah!)

February 13, 2022February 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Contra: Classic Run-And-Gun Romp With Machismo

The Collection from the Manchester Art Gallery
February 12, 2022October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Collection: Take a Tour of the Manchester Art Gallery

A Bourbon biscuit
February 11, 2022February 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bourbon Biscuits: The Tea Dunking Biscuit Powerhouse

Sid's Shed Slaying Service
February 10, 2022February 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Sid’s Shed Slaying Service [Sponsored Post]

Lost Soul: The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley's Island of Dr. Moreau
February 9, 2022May 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lost Soul: The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley’s Island of Dr. Moreau

A shed in the countryside
February 8, 2022February 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Classic Books Improved By Adding “Shed” into the Title

A pretty garden shed in a nice neighbourhood
February 7, 2022February 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Can a shed REALLY save our marriage!?”

Innsmouth no Yakata on the Virtual Boy
February 6, 2022February 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Innsmouth no Yakata: VR Horror With H.P. Lovecraft Fish Monsters

Golf on the Virtual Boy
February 6, 2022February 5, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Golf on the Virtual Boy: More Blood Red Sporting Excellence

How the World Thinks by Julian Baggini
February 5, 2022February 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How the World Thinks by Julian Baggini

A bag of Bassetts Jelly Babies
February 4, 2022February 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Jelly Babies: Squishy Sweets That Resemble Obese Sprogs

Gangrenous Gary's Giraffe Rental Service
February 3, 2022January 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Gangrenous Gary’s Giraffe Rental Service [Sponsored Post]

Con Air the 1997 film
February 2, 2022February 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Con Air: Ridiculous Air-Based Nic Cage Fest is Flighty Fun

A married couple linking arms at a wedding
February 1, 2022January 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My hubby hates being called ‘hubby’!”

A cartoon example banning leaning in certain areas at work
January 31, 2022January 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Leaning at Work: The Laws on Casually Sloping Employees

Golf Story the indie game
January 30, 2022January 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Golf Story: Gimmie! This Golfing RPG is Above the Hole

Huntdown the indie game-min
January 30, 2022February 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Huntdown: Enjoy Mayhem in Stylised ’80s Shooter

The Band (Brown Album) eponymous 1969 album
January 29, 2022September 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Band’s Brown Album: Historical Americana From ’69

Banoffee pie
January 28, 2022January 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Banoffee Pie: Banana Happy Dessert Oozes Portmanteau

Psycho Ken's Cooking Oil Recovery Team
January 27, 2022January 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Psycho Ken’s Cooking Oil Recovery Team [Sponsored Post]

Temple Grandin the 2010 film about autism
January 26, 2022January 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Temple Grandin: Danes’ Brilliance in Leading Autism Production

Two very cute examples of latte art
January 25, 2022October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Latte Art: Coffee, Microfoam, and Mini Masterpieces

A man rioting with a bottle that's on fire
January 24, 2022January 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Rioting at Work: Rules and Laws on Workplace Anarchy

Waterworld on the Virtual Boy
January 23, 2022January 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Waterworld on the Virtual Boy: The Blood Red Weirdness Game

Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru on the Game Boy
January 23, 2022January 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru: Japan-Only Game Boy Romp

How Do You Live? by Yoshino Genzaburō
January 22, 2022March 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

How Do You Live? by Yoshino Genzaburō 🍵🧘

Hula Hoops crisps
January 21, 2022January 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Hula Hoops: Hollowed Cylinders Make for Fun Crisps

A moonlit silhouette of a couple with the man proposing
January 20, 2022January 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I need a budget engagement ring for my broad!”

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