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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Boomerang X
July 11, 2021July 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Boomerang X: Frantic Ninja FPS is Most Excellent

Sky Children of the Light
July 11, 2021July 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Sky: Children of the Light: Chillax in the Air With Clouds

MoroniCast podcast logo
July 10, 2021November 26, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #2: Food Ranting & Observations

A pot of jellied eels
July 9, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jellied Eels: Will Put Hair On Your Eyebrows

Gobby Gary's Gigantic Gymnasium Group
July 8, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Gobby Gary’s Gigantic Gymnasium Group [Sponsored Post]

LEMMiNO
July 7, 2021July 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

LEMMiNO: Top YouTube Documentary Channel is Epic

A man in a man cave
July 6, 2021July 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has a man cave and it’s gross!”

One hand typing on a keyboard whilst the other hand drums on the desk
July 5, 2021August 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Drumming Fingers on a Desk: Work Laws on Noise Nuisance

Sizeable the indie game
July 4, 2021July 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Sizeable: Chillaxed Puzzle and Exploration Majigger is Fun

Cloudberry Kingdom
July 4, 2021July 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cloudberry Kingdom: Colourful & Addictively Hellish Romp

The Atrocity Exhibition by J.G. Ballard
July 3, 2021July 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Atrocity Exhibition by J.G. Ballard

A bottle of Lea & Perrins Worcestershire Sauce
July 2, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Worcestershire Sauce: Everyone’s Favourite Unpronounceable Fermented Liquid

Horrible Harry's Horrendous Holiday Hotspots
July 1, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Horrible Harry’s Horrendous Holiday Hotspots [Sponsored Post]

Cliffhanger the 1993 Stallone film
June 30, 2021June 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cliffhanger: Stallone’s Film About Climbing a Rock

A messy duvet with a dog's paws underneath the duvet cover
June 29, 2021June 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do you put a duvet cover on a duvet?”

A team of employees at work discussing body odour
June 28, 2021June 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Body Odour at Work: Controlling Stink in the Workplace

Creaks by Amanita Design
June 27, 2021June 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Creaks: Graphic Adventure With a Big Underground Mansion

Sonic Mania
June 27, 2021June 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Sonic Mania: The Very Best Sonic Game Since the 1990s

Cute cartoon aliens saying 'Hello!'
June 26, 2021June 26, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: US Government Confirms Aliens!!

HP Sauce next to Big Ben in London
June 25, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Brown Sauce: How HP Sauce Conquered Blighty

Barmy Bill's Bonkers Botox Removal
June 24, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Barmy Bill’s Bonkers Botox Removal Business [Sponsored Post]

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
June 23, 2021June 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom: Whips & Monkey Brains

Businessmen discussing customers around a customer chart
June 22, 2021June 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Communicate With Customers (without getting shut down)

A miser (miserable git) being snide
June 21, 2021June 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Who Wants to be a Miserable Old Git? Great Shows That Never Were

Shiren the Wanderer 2: Demon Invasion! Shiren Castle on the Nintendo 64
June 20, 2021June 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Shiren the Wanderer 2: Demons! It’s the Japan-Only N64 RPG

Otogirisō the SNES visual novel
June 20, 2021January 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Otogirisō: Curious (but cool) SNES Visual Novel Romp 📚

A large amount of grey pebbles on the ground
June 19, 2021October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Grey: The History of an Underrated Dull Colour

Parmo - the Middlesbrough trademark dish
June 18, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Parmo: Middlesbrough’s Teeside Cheesy Treat

Dr. Bob's Barmy Botox Boutique advertisement
June 17, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Dr. Bob’s Barmy Botox Boutique [Sponsored Post]

Arachnophobia the 1990 film
June 16, 2021June 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Arachnophobia: Black Comedy With Spiders and Jeff Daniels

Clean dishes stacked up after being washed up
June 15, 2021June 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband won’t do the dishes!”

Employees holding indoor sparklers near the American flag
June 14, 2021June 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fireworks at Work: The Rules on Controlled Workplace Explosions

Killer Instinct on the Super Nintendo
June 13, 2021June 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Killer Instinct: Rare’s Arcade & SNES Colossus is a Tough SOB

Jungle Strike on the Super Nintendo
June 13, 2021June 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jungle Strike: Shoot ‘Em Up With Helicopters & Death

Somebody to Love: The Life, Death and Legacy of Freddie Mercury
June 12, 2021June 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Somebody to Love: The Life, Death and Legacy of Freddie Mercury

Mince pies piled on top of each other
June 11, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mince Pies: Christmas Desserts Served in Foil Cases

A Boglin toy in its cage box
June 10, 2021June 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Boglins: Mattel’s Goblin-Themed ’80s Toys Are a Laugh

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
June 9, 2021June 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood: Tarantino’s Slow Burner Romp

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