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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

An office setting with laptops, paper, pens, and employees discussing work
March 1, 2021March 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Yodelling at Work: How to Manage Employee Falsettos

Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu NES game
February 28, 2021February 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu: Oddball NES Title With Inebriation

40 Winks on the Nintendo 64
February 28, 2021February 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

40 Winks: Cancelled N64 Platformer Now on Steam

Close-up of a snake's head
February 27, 2021March 2, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ilha da Queimada Grande (Snake Island): Another Happy Place

Greggs sausage rolls
February 26, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Sausage Rolls: Savoury Snack With Lots of Pastry

Two guns placed side by side with a black background
February 25, 2021February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Russian Brûlétte (tasty dessert & game of chance)

Jumanji from 1995 with Robin Williams
February 24, 2021February 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jumanji: Robin Williams, Bebe Neuwirth, & Crazy Animals

A selection of blue and white towels
February 23, 2021February 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s bath towel always stinks!”

A dog in an office with some glasses on next to an Apple Mac
February 22, 2021February 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Office Pets: Introducing Animals to the Workplace

Super Mario 3D World on the Nintendo Switch
February 21, 2021March 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario 3D World: The Most Fun Ever (now with extra cats)

Bowser looking imposing as a monster in Bowser's Fury
February 21, 2021February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bowser’s Fury: Super Mario Meets Godzilla

Didier Pironi
February 20, 2021June 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Didier Pironi: French F1 Ace With Tragedy-Stricken Career

Cucumber sandwich with white bread.
February 19, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cucumber Sandwiches: England’s Most Upper Class Foodstuff, I Say

A pile of broken wood, with possibilities to get splinters.
February 18, 2021February 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have a splinter… am I doomed?!”

A Hard Day's Night
February 17, 2021April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

A Hard Day’s Night: The Beatles’ First Film Thing

A cartoon person sleeping and dreaming of a fish in the night sky.
February 16, 2021February 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband talks in his sleep and it’s disturbing!”

A pair of horrible man's feet in some sandals.
February 15, 2021February 17, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Flip-Flops at Work: Should Your Business Tolerate Toes?

Star Fox 2 on the Super Nintendo
February 14, 2021February 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Star Fox 2: Nintendo’s Cancelled SNES Space Shooter

Starwing on the Super Nintendo
February 14, 2021February 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Starwing (Star Fox): SNES Shooter With Anthropomorphic Animals

Hedra comic book cover
February 13, 2021April 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Hedra by Jesse Lonergan 🚀🌌

A selection of crumpets
February 12, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Crumpets: Tasty Bread You Toast For a Super Snack

A cup of coffee surrounded by coffee beans.
February 11, 2021February 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I control my caffeine intake?”

It's All Gone Pete Tong
February 10, 2021February 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

It’s All Gone Pete Tong: Thoughtful Meditation on Excess & Loss

A cartoon woman holding in a magnet to draw in men.
February 9, 2021February 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2021: Women Seeking Men

A man holding his girlfriend in a romantic embrace.
February 8, 2021February 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2021: Men Seeking Women

Luigi's Mansion 3
February 7, 2021February 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Luigi’s Mansion 3: Super Cute Haunted House Horror Fun

Virtual Boy Wario Land
February 7, 2021February 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Virtual Boy Wario Land: Red & Black VR Platforming

GameBlast 2021 from SpecialEffect
February 6, 2021February 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Gaming Backlog & GameBlast21 Charity Marathon Majigger

Action Park logo
February 6, 2021February 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Action Park: The 1980’s Most Dangerous Theme Park

An orange rubber bung
February 5, 2021February 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Hot Cross Bungs (tasty and useful hole blocker)

A selection of hot cross buns, one of which is on a yellow plate.
February 4, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hot Cross Buns: One a Penny, Two a Penny Foodstuff

Leaving Las Vegas
February 3, 2021December 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Leaving Las Vegas: Challenging Drama About Mental Health

A pregnant woman sitting down holding her stomach with a dog at her feet.
February 2, 2021January 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I tell if I’m pregnant?”

Magical Place Toys R Us advert from 1990
February 1, 2021February 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Toys “R” Us Magical Place Christmas TV Advert Debate

Nintendo Game Boy Camera
January 31, 2021January 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Game Boy Camera: Nintendo’s Surreal & Fun ’90s Peripheral

Yoshi's Safari on the SNES
January 31, 2021January 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Yoshi’s Safari: Cutesy & Obscure SNES Super Scope Shooter

Johnny Herbert in the Benetton at Rio in 1989.
January 30, 2021February 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Johnny Herbert: The Inspiring Superhuman F1 Comeback Driver

A close up picture of some bread bread.
January 29, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bread Bed (comfy foodie sleeping)

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