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Korngold's Violin Concerto in D major Op. 35
February 12, 2026February 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Korngold’s Violin Concerto: Hidden History and Cinematic Influences 🎻

Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

Unravel Two
June 23, 2019December 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Unravel Two: Super Charming 2D Yarn Along

Refunct
June 23, 2019June 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Refunct: The Short But Peaceful Relaxathon

The Illustrated History of Apples in the United States and Canada by Daniel J. Bussey
June 22, 2019August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Illustrated History of Apples in the United States and Canada by Daniel J. Bussey

A flower in a book of poetry
June 21, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #6: Fashion for the Fashionista

Drug testing test tubes
June 20, 2019June 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Perform Drug Testing at Work

The BFG - 1989
June 19, 2019March 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The BFG: 1989’s Take on Roald Dahl’s Big Friendly Classic

Hot dogs and other fast food
June 18, 2019June 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How Are Hot Dogs Made?

A sink with a towel
June 17, 2019June 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend leaves stubble all over the sink!”

Resident Evil 4 - Wii Edition
June 16, 2019November 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Resident Evil 4: Super Spooky Gorefest is Still Violent

Return of the Obra Dinn
June 16, 2019June 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Return of the Obra Dinn: Unique Sea Shanty of an Indie Game

June 15, 2019April 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Bird Therapy by Joe Harkness

Man falling asleep over some poems
June 14, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #5: Bodily Functions Special

We are hiring
June 13, 2019June 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

We’re Hiring: Our Last Apprentice Died Hideously… Sign On Up!

Memento
June 12, 2019October 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Memento: Christopher Nolan’s Breakout Masterpiece

An angry man in a hoodie
June 11, 2019June 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “You made me put the toilet seat down & you will pay!”

Toilet cubicles in a black and white bathroom
June 10, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Toilet Seat Hat

Sky Force Reloaded
June 9, 2019June 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Sky Force Reloaded: Proper Belting Old School Shooter Thing

Spirits
June 9, 2019June 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Spirits: Relaxing Kodama Puzzler With Wind (not that type)

Codex Seraphinianus by Luigi Serafini
June 8, 2019October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Codex Seraphinianus by Luigi Serafini

A page of poems
June 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #4: Sporting Special

Sauna
June 6, 2019November 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

World Sauna Championships: How to Not Hold an Event

A toilet with the seat up
June 5, 2019June 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps leaving the toilet seat up!”

June 4, 2019June 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Gyōza: Saying “Hell Yeah!” To This Eastern Delicacy

Soy Sauce
June 3, 2019June 2, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Inaugural World Soy Sauce Drinking Championship Ends in Chaos

Gato Roboto
June 2, 2019June 2, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Gato Roboto: Epic Little Cat-Happy Robo Adventure

Wave Race 64
June 2, 2019June 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Wave Race 64: Classic Nintendo Racer With Water In It

Twilight of the Idols and The Anti-Chirst by Friedrich Nietzsche
June 1, 2019June 2, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Twilight of the Idols & The Anti-Christ by Friedrich Nietzsche

Letters on a page
May 31, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #3: Foodie Special

A toothbrush and toothpaste
May 30, 2019May 30, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Why Does Orange Juice Taste Bad After Brushing Your Teeth?

Chernobyl mini-series
May 29, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Chernobyl: Devastating & Brilliant Historical Mini-Series

A surfer falling over a wave
May 28, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Key Surf Board (for typing & surfin’)

A female runner smiling like crazy
May 27, 2019June 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Our marriage is over competitive & it’s dangerous!”

Splasher game
May 26, 2019May 26, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Splasher: Proper Belting Arcadey 2D Platformer With Ink

Super Meat Boy
May 26, 2019May 26, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Super Meat Boy: Ultra-Difficult Indie Legend With a Lot of Red

Downing Street
May 24, 2019May 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Theresa May Resigns – Who’s Gonna be the Next Prime Minister!?

Frasier and the show's cast
May 23, 2019May 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Frasier: The Ultra-Wonderful Intellectual Sitcom

Union Jack flag of England
May 22, 2019May 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The UN’s Damning Verdict on Tory-Driven Extreme Poverty in the UK

Human sounds, such as boom
May 21, 2019May 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Animal Noises VS Human Noises

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